Download the OP here.

I really dig the OP. It looks like it is filmed from the perspective of a tripping sex offender. Probably American too since not only children but also guns seem to turn him on.

I had almost given up hope on finding something that is actually watchable among the lacklusting offerings of this ani-meh season. The episode wasn’t spectacular but I’m cautiously optimistic. The first season good and it is well-nigh impossible to screw up a show with lolis and guns.

I like the idea of cute, brainwashed children fighting on the front lines. I wish more rebel groups and shady governments did the same instead of using the ugly ones that they often deploy. I would actually consider signing up for duty if they had adorable, impressionable child soldiers in the military.

Life would be so much easier if only girls could keep secrets.

Aww.

Oh noes! I can’t move my thumbs.

Why do Europeans love riots so much?
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This can’t be real, can it? Why would anyway think that this would be a good idea?

I can’t tell if it’s a weaboo or a genuine specimen of the godlike species Superius japanus. I wouldn’t want to take any chances so I say we nuke it from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.

Child abuse is no laughing matters. Neither is kidnapping. Nobue gets away with it because she is a woman. That is discrimination! I want to trade my right to a higher salary and better job positions for a women’s molesting license.

I see coin slots. Why are they wearing towels in the bath? It’s not like size is an issue. And what exactly is the deal with rubber ducks? They are yellow and they float. Am I supposed to be intrigued?

I’m usually not a fan of short, almost boyish hair, but there is something strangely alluring about Chika that I just can’t put my finger on. I know that she fucks like a tiger but I wonder what she tastes like.

It is delicious cake. You must eat it! OM NOM NOM NOM. Too bad the cake is a lie.

Nothing makes me more sad than loli-on-loli violence. I do, however, approve of loli-on-loli action.

Stalker girl?
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Hosting bill is paid
Thanks to Angelus, a guy from Los Lunas NM, Sixten and a few other kind benefactors, lolitron will stay online for at least another year, that is a promise. I reserve the right to nullify promises in the case of force majeure or the inevitable Armageddon as foretold by Jehovas’ Witnesses or other similar events. Blowing a loli fuse shall be considered as the latter.

Why not accept free hosting from anonymous Internet user?
I got a few offers from people who were willing to host my blog free of charge. I’m probably stupid for not accepting them, but I’m some what of a control freak — a paranoid control freak. I don’t like people touching my stuff. Not to mention that moving all the files would take an eternity.

How about ads?
I generally don’t want to make my blog more cluttered than it already is. Does something like AdSense really work on a moderately small site?

You should get a co-author for those slow months
Control freak. I may walk a thin line between creepiness and humour, but I know just how batshit insane I am. I don’t have to ask myself if I really meant what I wrote or just wanted to act like Tom Cruise in Oprah’s couch for shit and giggles. Because Tom Cruise isn’t really crazy, right? He is an actor and acting is what actors do. That Xenu crap… he can’t really… no?

And who is actually stupid enough to invest time in a site like this when they can use the time to find the meaning of life or masturbate or something equally rewarding?

New, fancy design
Do you have any idea how hard it is to find well-designed themes that with ease can be pinkified to make them manlier? Or to find information about usable plugins? Just fucking google it? Well, it seems like 90% of all Wordpress-related tips on the Internet are horribly outdated.

While waiting for the bus today, I went into a store to sample a few men’s magazines. I saw a copy of Macworld with a picture of Steve Jobs on the cover and instantly pitched a tent. They had an article about Wordpress where they listed a few nice themes.

It usually takes a week for me to make a theme manlier. I work at snail pace and as far as coding goes, I don’t even really know what the head tag is for. Maybe I do, I’m not a complete retard. What I want to say is that I’m good at stealing code and let the linguist inside me do the work by trial and error.

The theme is more or less intact. I implemented tags, expanded the main post at the expense of the sidebars, corrected the rounded backgrounds due to said changes and slapped Hazuki to the header. To my surprise, even after pulling a Frankenstein the theme wasn’t butchered at all.

All that is left to do is to remove some of the communist symbols and replace them with cat symbols. A quick estimate tells me that it will be done by the next millennium.

Ninja edit: I’ve only tested the site in Safari and Firefox. It probably looks fine in Opera but I suspect that the header is a bit off when it comes to colour in Internet Explorer.

White cotton panties should be banned. I can’t think of anything besides Hillary Clinton that is more bland and boring.

Why would a vampire need to use a can opener when they have fangs? And how does she plan to drink from the can without smearing tomato juice all over her as if she just had her period.

Man, look at those fangs! I’m not sure if I’d want them close to my wee-wee. She can’t be that bad. I mean look at this epic moneyshot.

Best handjob ever? Sure looks that way.

Being an anime character can be hard. Imagine living your whole life without being able to open your eyes.

Why doesn’t anyone care about white vampire children? Like white human children, they need to be protected from black men too. Speaking of which, anime needs to be protected from Gonzo.
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