I’m confused. I have this burning rage and raging boner at the same time. I’m pretty sure I want to strangle and fuck this girl, I’m just not quite sure in which order.

Why do I hate this girl? She is the epitome of what is wrong with Japan in general. The bitch isn’t ginger Japanese. She’s just using makeup to look ginger Japanese. And pretending to be ginger Japanese with makeup is the worst thing anybody can do!

First of all, the silly voice isn’t cute, it’s never cute when combined with real flesh and bone. You know how voice actresses sometimes have to sing songs with their in-character voices? It hasn’t been tried yet, but I’m sure that is a violation against the United Nations Convention against Torture. Not to mention that it is retarded.

The second thing that makes me want to puke is the flashing of V-signs. The V-sign is as old as Earth itself. Find something new already! Seeing how Churchill was the one to introduce it in modern times, it’s basically a big fuck you to the Japanese.

Huge forehead, imperfect teeth, sharp knees… I could go in forever listing imperfections. But there is still something about her when you look beyond her imperfections and retarded mannerism. I have no qualms about raping retards as long as they are not far too repulsive. Unlike 14-year-olds, they know how to keep a secret. Even if they do tell, who the hell is going to believe a retard?

Man, those huge pair of… on her tiny body… staring… gah… creepy. Look at those eyes! It doesn’t help that half her youtube videos are bukkake-esque clips without moneyshots.

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I love shiny, rosy cheeks. They are so inviting and slapable. I wouldn’t mind having a go with Chika’s lower cheeks either. They might not be as rosy as her upper cheeks, but I think I know a way to fix that.

Chika doesn’t seem to enjoy it from the behind. Not surprisingly, Miu seems to like it. Then again, I bet Miu likes everything as long as it is rough and painful.

Loli yuri at its best. Matsuri knows how to press her buttons to make her feel good.

Ana can’t really be British, can she? Everyone knows that British girls are heavy drinking, chain smoking trolls. Hot glamour models are only exceptions that prove the rule.

Girls should stick to girls’ sports like wet t-shirt competitions.

This is sexual harassment.

Your resistance only makes my penis harder.
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Ok, so it’s not the year of the dog. I can only speak for myself, but ratgirls don’t really turn me on.

I’m not going to lie to you. I wish you a happy new year but I’m pretty sure this year will be just as lousy as the last one. You might want to consider taking your own life.