It’s coming.

Because of my huge workload at the moment, I haven’t had time to finalize and set things in motion yet. And by workload, I’m not referring to my porn stash. At least not exclusively.

Brackets are as good as done, I’ll try to get them up as soon as possible and then work out a schedule that fits my fapping needs.

Canada Bans Imports of Cool Devices, Words Worth

The Canada Border Services Agency has ruled in a October-December 2007 list (released this month) that the American re-releases of the hentai anime series Cool Devices and Words Worth (pictured at right) qualify as obscene under subsection 163(8) of Canada’s Criminal Code.

Wordsworth doesn’t approve. The last stanza of “I wandered lonely as a cloud” is obviously about jacking off, be it to hentai or your sister’s diary:

For oft, when on my couch I lie
In vacant or in pensive mood,
They flash upon that inward eye
Which is the bliss of solitude;
And then my heart with pleasure fills,
And dances with the daffodils.

The future of film criticism has been found.

Teenage Pregnancy Implementation Manager

Employer: MANCHESTER CITY COUNCIL
Posted: 19 Feb 2008
Reference: NB50418967/11
Location: Greater Manchester
Industry: Government - Local government
Contract: Contract
Hours: Full Time
Salary: £29,728 to £33,291

Sounds like something I’d like to try in the future.

Girl shows up alive at own wake

DIGOS CITY, Philippines — Members of a family here got the shock of their lives Thursday when the young girl whose death they were mourning walked into their home very much alive.

The Gempesaw family had been holding a wake for what they believed to be Jocelyn, 13, who had been reported missing since February 14, since a body with features resembling the girl was found in a sugarcane field in Barangay (village) Agustin here on Sunday.

Editha, Jocelyn’s mother, herself positively identified the dead girl as her daughter and claimed it from the local morgue.

On Thursday, Jocelyn read an account of her supposed death in a local tabloid and hurried to the wake, her father Rodolfo said.

She explained that she had been hiding in a friend’s house in Emily Homes after fleeing leaving her allegedly abusive employer’s house on Valentine’s Day. She had been working as a store helper.

Digos police chief Caezar Cabuhat said investigators were “back to zero” on the identity of the dead girl.

Is it still child abuse if the girl is dead?