28 Responses for "Teenage Pregnancy Implementation Manager"

1. heavens lolipop February 24th, 2008 at 4:14 1

   ahhhh too bad…i wouldnt qualify in america, if youve ever had a cannabis prescription you most definitely cant work many gov’t jobs

2. Senbon Zakura February 24th, 2008 at 7:32 2

   DO IT.

3. Shin February 24th, 2008 at 11:12 3

   DO WANT.

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5. Vicky Pollard February 24th, 2008 at 14:19 5

   Oh my God! I sooo can’t believe you said that!

6. the other anonymous February 24th, 2008 at 14:29 6

   Wow, these people have got to stop asking their Uncle Bob what to name a job. Can never tell when is just being stupid or seeing what one can get away with. Having read the job description though I felt let down also have no idea what that pay translates into real money. (US Dollars, sure I know they are becoming worth less than the paper but everything else looks like Monopoly Money. Well sure new dollars look like they come pre-dirtied…)
   I guess that even if it was as hoped only the Brits would find a way to make it into a dreadful 9 to 5 daily grind from Hell (Manchester)
   I can’t see posting this on job site and keeping a straight face! Wonder if they need some temp help to kind of “fill-in” until they hire a full time?

   @H. Lolipop - Reading anything from the Prez or Congress lately would seem to indicate that a rather heavy prescription of hashish was mandatory. Explains that whole Iraq thing if you think about it. Can picture the Shrub and Blair just refilling the bongs for another round when they were together. No?

7. El Mex February 24th, 2008 at 15:07 7

   Woah Shin and abq have same article posted on same day. Now I wonder who was the one who posted it first…

   And no picture for this one? Shame on you! I turn my back in discust u.u.

8. Shin February 24th, 2008 at 15:59 8

   @El Mex

   I quoted abq on this ;p

9. Aaron February 24th, 2008 at 16:38 9

   I’d be early to work every day!

   That’s pretty good money, too… I wonder what the job truly entails…

10. the other anonymous February 24th, 2008 at 17:41 10

    Aaron! And you a happily married guy… you want to stay so then you most assuredly don’t want to know what it en”tails”!Shame, shame! Leave the drudge work to Angelus, El Mex and me. I am sure there is enough to go around *P

11. Senbon Zakura February 24th, 2008 at 20:11 11

    @El Mex: Yeah, I was a little sad at the lack of a picture too.

    @ToA: No fair! You guys get to have all the fun! >:(

12. Aaron February 24th, 2008 at 21:32 12

    @the other anonymous: Okay, I’ll behave. LOL!

13. LoliHat February 25th, 2008 at 4:54 13

    Hmmm… would the government pick up that tabs for the child support payments?

14. the other anonymous February 25th, 2008 at 5:25 14

    Okay, now that I got Aaron out of the way I sent my resume in. I could use the money and at the present exchange rate I make out like a bandit! Speaking of making out… now about these young ladies!
    @ Sebon Zakura, I don’t remember ever claiming to be fair! Youth and enthusiasm will never overcome age and cunning especially when accompanied by brass knuckles and a baseball bat!
    Sometimes I wonder if abq is making copies of all our post to eventually publish with McMillan Press. The Onion is more like it actually as no one will ever believe he didn’t make us all up!

15. El Mex February 25th, 2008 at 13:41 15

    Lol SeZa, don’t worry, Lolitron is home to all; and to some its a religion >3. I just wonder though, if real lolis ever read any of this… Any input from them would be also greatly appreciated because I am sure they have their own opinions too! Even though most of them would hide after a few minutes of reading our comments x3

    No reason to hide in the shadows! We won’t bite ^^, cept maybe Angelus.

16. Stankevitch February 26th, 2008 at 2:37 16

    I APPLIED FOR THIS JOB, and got turned down

    Suprisingly, Manchester (UK) is just 20 miles down the road from where I live so it wouldnt have been too bad. And also I have much experience as I do this activity on a regular basis and dont even get paid for it, I would love to join in a career with real entertainment and job prospects

    @: The Other Anon (post 6):

    Us Brits do actually work a 9-5 job, but it depends in which profession. As an IT technicial I can work usually the 9-6 day job of fixing computers and swapping motherboard, which also includes callouts and some “colourful” faces. So even though we have a nice daytime shift pattern, a good party life here in my home town (point for whoever gets it, its got a pop of 200,000+) and the biggest Cannabis culture this side of the Pennines, us Brits do it soo much better than you Yanks ever could

17. El Mex February 26th, 2008 at 3:30 17

    Brits? Better than Yanks? I must admit Americanos are pretty n00b at times, but they have made some fine Lolis! ^^. What I don’t get is how Brits could be better?! o_o. The only good thing I’ve seen British people contribute to the world is Top Gear D:. On the other hand you guys do call things funny names; Water closet? LOL That’s why you get no Mountain Dew! >3

    Jolly good ol’ chum!

18. the other anonymous February 26th, 2008 at 4:46 18

    Tastes like it too…
    Anyway the real reason the Brits founded that Empire was because home cooking was boiled everything and they were looking for something good to eat. Having found it they went on permanent nosh and lost empire.
    Really that is all there is to being an It tech, I gotta get me a job like that. Oops we don’t have any jobs here anymore. I forgot!!!

19. El Mex February 26th, 2008 at 5:15 19

    Don’t forget us Mexicans! We work for less too! >3 We can accept Lolis as payment too. Oh now that gives me an idea. I wonder if I could start printing Loli money. Just think! Sumomo on a five! Kokonoe on the dollar bill! Oh my I haven’t had a great idea like that since my Loli Vending Machine :3

20. El Mex February 26th, 2008 at 5:16 20

    Oh wait, maybe my own idea might not be as grandios as I thought. I am certain some people out there might fap with it o.o. I’m lookin at you SeZa!

21. Angelus February 26th, 2008 at 23:11 21

    @Stankevitch: From the information you have supplied, it’s not completely clear where you live. It depends exactly how you group various conurbations together. I’ll go for Stoke, as that’s where the Legalise Cannabis UK campaign is headquartered. Do I win the bonus loli?

22. MASTHAR_BAKHAR February 29th, 2008 at 11:32 22

    DO WANT DO WANT DO WANT DO WANT DO WANT.
    I don’t qualify, but still…. DO WANT DO WANT DO WANT DO WANT. “Pedobear would be proud.”

23. El Mex February 29th, 2008 at 16:20 23

    This guy is scaring me o.o. Not Pedobear scary, or Hard Candy Scary…..more like Higurashi scary >O.

24. the other anonymous February 29th, 2008 at 18:06 24

    There, there el Mex call down. You are safe here. Well as long as not in Sailor Moon Chibi outfit…
    Like your idea of Loli bucks but as to fapping to or onto it well Wall Street does that with every other currency already! Ever see those peeps when the bidding gets hot? So much for “free markets” is all who yells the loudest in the end.
    Of course this is coming from the guy who misread some post long ago and thought everyone was going on about Pedrobear and wondered what the Mexicans had to do with the topic!
    (Moral is kiddies, don’t drink and surf the chans.)

25. Stankevitch March 2nd, 2008 at 14:21 25

    @Angelus:

    The reason I was not specific was to retain some privacy. Though if you want to be more specific its 20 miles west of Manchester and about 25-30 miles east of Liverpool. Its on the West Coast Main Line (railway) and the M6 motorway passes directly to the east with the Thelwall viaduct. Specific?

    And although the Legalise Cannabis party is based in Stoke, their reach extends up here as the cannabis culture in my town is huge….

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27. Pyrus March 17th, 2008 at 7:26 27

    @Stankevitch

    You needn’t worry about privacy: Too few people on the American side of the Atlantic can read a map or train schedule good enough to find your city of residence - this includes the ranks of the college-educated!

28. Sakura_Kinomoto June 18th, 2008 at 13:25 28

    hmmmm…i wonder what qualifications are needed i have much experience and am prepared to put in the long hours someone has to do it ^^