42 Responses for "The status of things"

1. El Mex March 1st, 2008 at 0:30 1

   There is something unsettling about having the first comment as of late. Maybe I should put google back as my main page…

   Don’t worry abq no need to let work get to you! Maybe if you are in dire need of fapping, just do it at work! Just think of all the things you can multitask together!

2. LoliHat March 1st, 2008 at 0:42 2

   @El Mex:

   “Don’t worry abq no need to let work get to you! Maybe if you are in dire need of fapping, just do it at work! Just think of all the things you can multitask together!”

   …and increase your typing speed by 10%!

   I’ll get the door…

3. Senbon Zakura March 1st, 2008 at 1:28 3

   Yayayyayayyayayayayayay. I’m excited! Maybe a little TOO excited O_o

4. PrimeSonic March 1st, 2008 at 1:48 4

   Take your time. I know what it’s like have a shit load of crap to do.

   There’s always loli goodness to be had all over the place if you’re willing to look. We’ll survive.

5. Aaron March 1st, 2008 at 2:21 5

   HOORAY! I’m with you Senbon!

6. heavens lolipop March 1st, 2008 at 3:00 6

   *nods sagely* good things will come

7. the other anonmous March 1st, 2008 at 5:34 7

   Shoot! Take your time and do it as you like. Don’t let it make you crazy or you will end up like me!
   @El Mex, No leave as home page, good gods man what can you be thinking of! I just wish H. Loli hadn’t used the phrasing “things will come” after all that mentioning of fapping…
   And maybe I shouldn’t have used “shoot”!
   Careful where you step.

8. Anonymous March 1st, 2008 at 7:15 8

   …lol you guys

9. hina March 1st, 2008 at 13:39 9

   taste the anticipation in the air

   We’ll get by, but soon as you can would be good!

10. El Mex March 1st, 2008 at 16:00 10

    Maybe I think its time Abq started to train an apprentice! Someone to follow his every whim, and who will learn the ways of the Loli. This way when he is too busy to worry about Lolitron, his apprentice could take over and handle it.

    Maybe even a Loli apprentice who likes lolis :3

11. El Mex March 1st, 2008 at 16:02 11

    And what happened to my 50+ post count ;_; Nuuuu I worked hard for that! The feirce battle between me and ToA >( Grrr…

    Oh well time for me to play some more ToA LOL (Tales of the Abyss).

12. Senbon Zakura March 1st, 2008 at 18:44 12

    @El Mex: the post count resets every month.

13. the other anonymous March 1st, 2008 at 19:03 13

    suddenly suspicious El Mex is aknows me personally… Haven’t used Abyss since Babylon in Long Island. Ishtar, that you? Abbadon?
    But I picture the loli apprentice looking like Minnie Mouse (nearly wrote Minnie the Moocher, ah, those were the days, no?) and after Micky’s mouseup at that Socerer’s I can picture hordes of undead lolis marching in step across the continent.
    Now would thqqt be a good thing or bad?

14. TDC March 2nd, 2008 at 7:12 14

    I can totally understand if you’re busy. I’m busy as hell now too, more than I have ever been. This definitely takes time away from my hobbies. >.<

    So take your time. Don’t get burned out.

15. PrimeSonic March 2nd, 2008 at 8:17 15

    @ El Mex

    I think I might know one of those. She’s a 13 year old girl who has an almost sexual attraction to Nanoha and Konata (she’d marry them both if she could). When asked which of version of Fate she found more attractive (A’s vs StrikerS) she said A’s.

    I’m wondering how to introduce her into the ways of loli. I see much potential but there is also danger. How exactly should I go about this? Anyone have any suggestions on how to properly introduce such a fragile, young female into the murky waters of the lolicon?

16. Stankevitch March 2nd, 2008 at 14:23 16

    @PrimeSonic:

    Put your beef in her taco while showing her Kodomo No Jikan…

17. TDC March 2nd, 2008 at 21:26 17

    @ Stankevitch: D: Let’s be realistic here…You have to gradually coax her in, not trample her with a steam roller!

18. Anonymous March 2nd, 2008 at 22:12 18

    Buy her one of these

    http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=24927

19. the other anonymous March 2nd, 2008 at 23:30 19

    @TDC… eh, so suddenly I find out I’m doing it all wrong all this time? Geez, no wonder they just up and leave me flat!
    Anyone want to buy a used steam roller?

20. Senbon Zakura March 3rd, 2008 at 1:46 20

    Did I hear someone say steamroller!?

    WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA!

    Couldn’t resist.

21. PrimeSonic March 3rd, 2008 at 2:58 21

    Well, I’m trying to remember now how I turned to lolicon. I think Chiyo-chan, of which she is also a fan. Hmmm, she me be closer than expected.
    Hmm, is 13 too young for a girl to be watching hentai?

22. El Mex March 3rd, 2008 at 3:53 22

    Lol Chiyo was your first!? Nice, I fell heado over heals for Misty in PokemonI think I was a Lolitron since birth. Way before I ever heard of animu’s.

    Ever since I came to USA at age of 4 I always tried to charm the Lolis. I always was into that prime age; Heck in Pre-K, I used to kiss all the girls as my way of saying thanks for teaching me english. Ah I was such a Pimp, the games getting harder now. As I got older I never really grew up inside, and instead of being a kid who likes slightly older kids, I’m a lolicon! ><

    Oh well, those days were sweet while they lasted. :3

23. Senbon Zakura March 3rd, 2008 at 4:21 23

    Wow, that was touching El Mex! T_T

    I’m not really sure who my first was… I never really realised I was a Lolicon until last year. I never thought of my attraction to younger, smaller girls to be strange at all. Perhaps it stems from my inexperience with girls when I was in grade and middle school…

24. PrimeSonic March 3rd, 2008 at 6:02 24

    I’m not sure if Chiyo was my first, but certainly one that led me down a path. I path I finally embraced halfway through high school.
    After that, something happened and I found myself unintentionally uncovering more and more underage girls online posing as older or at least putting up an older age in whatever.
    To this day, my best friend is a girl I met as a loli while I was still in high school. I don’t think she’s loli anymore, but she is most special to me either way and the first to make me feel like a dirty old man for talking to a 13 year old online. (I don’t feel that way anymore ^_^ )

    Right now I’ve finally been able to make it slightly more known that I prefer “younger” girls. Even my mom will joke with me saying she has a 16 year old girl to introduce me to and asks is “she’s too old for me”. Right now I have the chance to date an honorary loli, so wish me luck people.

25. Senbon Zakura March 3rd, 2008 at 7:06 25

    @PrimeSonic

    Good luck man! T_T Make us proud!

26. Stankevitch March 3rd, 2008 at 9:12 26

    @PrimeSonic:

    Thats a good chance to take, go for it man

    Personally, I wasnt aware I was a loli until about last year too. There are a couple of girls who live down my street and we used to play kissing games and such, even though they are about 5 years younger than me. Since then I have started to prefer a younger person but I still wouldnt say no to a nice developed 16/17yr old in my own age range.

    On the anime side of things, I used to like Misty from Pokemon, but also Rini from Sailor Moon, and since then its been the odd character from a few series’s.

    At the moment I’m single (no suprise :P) but picked up a load of girl’s numbers the other day so I have a good chance with a couple of them.

27. the other anonymous March 3rd, 2008 at 14:20 27

    Sebon is touching El Mex? Remind me to get new reading glasses!
    Hmm, I was too busy looking at Ryoko to notice characters like Sasami. Then again at 800 years old is she truly a loli?

28. PrimeSonic March 3rd, 2008 at 18:29 28

    Obviously by “honorary loli” I mean that the girl is 17 but has the height and body of a 13/14 year old. Her best friend is gonna be trying to set us up somehow too. Plus she’s in our D&D group. She’s a healer and I’m a tank. ^_^

    @ Stanketivh: Yeah, Misty was a special loli hottie, even in the GBC games ^_^; Watching Saber Marionette J, I remember being far more fond of Lime’s personality and Cherry’s body than either of Bloodberry’s. I think I was finally defining what my tastes were even then.

29. El Mex March 4th, 2008 at 1:11 29

    Lol D&D. Just messin PS, I used to be into HeroClix, and Pokemon Card game o_o and much more nerdy stuff. I am sure we are all guilty of such fads in our time. Well of course, my prime is still to come, while others has already long gone >.>. I think the only one younger than me is Angelus, and maybe even TDC.

30. Senbon Zakura March 4th, 2008 at 2:06 30

    How old are you El Mex? I’m 17.

    @ToA: lmao, yeah, new reading glasses sounds like a good idea.

    There are quite a few loli bodied girls at my high school. I have a pretty good chance with some of them so I’m pretty excited, lol.

31. Anonymous March 4th, 2008 at 2:33 31

    I approve of the image.

32. PrimeSonic March 4th, 2008 at 5:40 32

    @ El Mex + SenbonZakura + whoever else is interested in the conversation

    Ah, I’ve been out of high school for over 3 years now, that should give you an idea of my age. You have to be careful about what you go about doing with lolis at my age cause you never know when an angry father will want to turn your life into hell.

    Anyways, I just managed to score roughly 4 hours for Tuesday afternoon with this girl and to my knowledge there will be no other friends or otherwise present during the encounter. This should be most interesting.

    Hope you guys do well in finding a loli who is also a nerd and good looking all at the same time. These chances rarely show up so I’m not letting this one just pass me by.

33. TDC March 4th, 2008 at 6:17 33

    I guess I first realized my loliconness when I was in middle school. I was 13 and played with the neighbors. They were 4, 6, and 8 respectively. I really didn’t know what it meant then.

34. El Mex March 4th, 2008 at 17:43 34

    O.O TDC bad girl! I must admit I did play Doctor when I was a chibi….Of course those days are behind me. Now I run my own Candy shop >3

    Anyways I have been out of highschool 3 years too! Well it will be 3 years =P So congrats PS. And SeZa you lucky dog. I would hop on the Loli train fast if I were you, that last year of your -18 should be well spent!

    Embrace it!

    Man I wish I was TDC’s neighbor D:

35. the other anonymous March 5th, 2008 at 3:34 35

    Between dodging pteradon droppings and avoiding sabertoothed cat girls, the sisters across 83rd Street would play doctor with me. However the time they tried to actually remove my appendix. Can we say ouch?
    I did!
    Should have played witch doctor instead, no?
    Still for the most part it was fun and never took to long to heal. I hope not as drastic in your case people!

36. TDC March 5th, 2008 at 7:00 36

    LOL surgeons in training.

    @ El Mex: If you were my neighbor, you’d be competition! Hee hee

37. the other anonymous March 5th, 2008 at 12:40 37

    @TDC but what a team you’d make. Can you just see the anime based on that!

38. TDC March 5th, 2008 at 19:53 38

    @ toa: Yes, now that you mention it…

    Excuse me while I get to work on this… >.>

39. the other anonymous March 6th, 2008 at 2:30 39

    Oh goddesses ! NOW what have I done! Forgive me people, please… not the damned for all time thing again… nooooo!

40. TDC March 6th, 2008 at 5:14 40

    @ toa: Not what you think.

41. El Mex March 6th, 2008 at 8:32 41

    Mean ToA! Think of us more as the dynamic doctor duo! DDD! Mmmm that reminds me of that other article on the main page…

    I can see it now though:

    Hold the patient Doctor TDC while I inject! Oops, that was not medicine >3. Aww did that sting? Sowwy! >.> (Let’s see who can figure out that reference).

42. the other anonymous March 6th, 2008 at 20:06 42

    @El Mex - Crazy Cat, no? Usually after tossing brick at Officer Pup the cat’s love interest.
    If so then tell me who Farmer Alfapha is…