Lolita love affair scandalises Italy

A 34-year-old Italian man who had sex with a 13-year-old girl has had his sentence cut by a two-thirds because a court decided there was “real love” between the pair.

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His lawyers argued, however, that there was a “deep tenderness” between him and the girl and that he had “fallen head over heels in love” after a sexual encounter in his car. They said the girl had consented to every action.

The court in Vicenza accepted their opinion and sentenced de Pascale to only one year and four months in jail out of a possible 12-year term.

Because of a general amnesty for anyone who receives a sentence of less than three years, de Pascale is unlikely to serve any prison time for his Lolita-esque romance.

Only Phoenix Wright could pull off something like this.

Is this satire?

I’m generally against taking advantage of drunk girls. You should never let a substance do a man’s work. Do it yourself, knock her out cold cavemen style.

For the safety of everyone, all women should be leashed. Not all women are bad, but some have received poor training from their masters and I’d rather be safe than sorry.

Sending pubes in an envelope is kind of cute.

Wood + iron = sparkles?

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