Why no one takes golddiggers seriously

Mar 10, 2008 Author: abq | Filed under: life the universe and everything

They lack all sense of logic.
Their aim is to be glorified cum dumpsters.
They can spell cause but not because.

Shopping and getting your nails done sound like a really fulfilling and meaningful life. If I was a girl, I definitely could see myself living that life. Waking up, getting my nails done, go shopping for eight hours and then coming home so my husband can degrade me in every way possible. Why else would a guy stay with such a stuck up little bitch?

In my humble opinion, all women should work and they should do it for less pay for equal work. That way, there is no confusion about their true place in society.

6/16/2008 -- Innocent kids juices for sale
2/24/2008 -- Roger Ebert can retire happily
2/24/2008 -- Teenage Pregnancy Implementation Manager
2/22/2008 -- Beware: Loli Zombie Apocalypse
2/9/2008 -- Geeks will rule the earth

Tags: feminism, lol

29 Responses for "Why no one takes golddiggers seriously"

Lizst March 10th, 2008 at 2:01 1

This has a nice evaluation of her grammar haha.

http://guys.rawsignal.com/blog/BlogPost.aspx?blogPostId=77703
mman426 March 10th, 2008 at 2:55 2

How the hell did she get on the school paper, normally there is at least one serious journalist in a school paper that will keep this kind of bint from writing. For her sake I hope no feminists get their hands on this article because they would crucify her.
LoliHat March 10th, 2008 at 6:33 3

College and Graduate studies help weed out the whiny and grating morons. This is important if you want to pass on your genes and not have stupid kids (I will not say “retarded” because the mentally handicapped are far more mature then most whiny little dumbass skanks).

OTOH, if all you want is a fuck-slave, stupid is fine, just as long as they are submissive.

Of course, if you are lucky, you’ll find a girl who is neither dominating nor a whiny little dumbass.

Worse comes to worst, there is always fapping to loli…
TDC March 10th, 2008 at 8:28 4

I can’t tell if you are being sarcastic or really mean that.
PrimeSonic March 10th, 2008 at 12:20 5

My loli wants to go into medicine. ^_^

And this article is old. I’ve seen that same picture many months ago. My guess is this whack job is gonna be getting one of two thing: exactly what she wants minus any dignity she thought she would have, or no one will want her and without a college degree she’ll be working minimum wage and single the rest of her life.

I do hope no one actually considers breeding with this thing. Not exactly genes I’d want passed on to future generations.
DmonHiro March 10th, 2008 at 14:52 6

This is why I think we should pass a law on stupidity. If your IQ is to low, you will be arrested.
zield March 10th, 2008 at 14:53 7

lol this reminds me of that gold digger song by kanye west
heavens lolipop March 10th, 2008 at 17:55 8

that bitch needs a mushroom tattoo right across her face
El Mex March 10th, 2008 at 23:40 9

I’d tap that.

Not really because that would be too easy :(.
This article reminded me of a few pictures:

http://www.lazyiguana.org/posters/elephnats.jpg
http://www.funnyexamanswers.com/img/shesawoman.jpg

I do feel a bit bad for her though, maybe I’d tap it just to make her feel better.
Beowulf Lee March 11th, 2008 at 0:18 10

Wow. This is actually really old.
the other anonymus March 11th, 2008 at 0:59 11

Giving her the benefit of the doubt I can only say she had to be kidding.
please let her be kidding! Otherwise what the hell did her parents teach her! Back when the Lampoon was funny they had an “If you can get pregnant, you too can get married issue” and no one would ever have thought them serious! Of course that was in the Bored of the Rings period. (Oh if only Jackson would film that now that he is of the Hobbit project!)
Senbon Zakura March 11th, 2008 at 1:44 12

……… I’ve never wanted to choke someone before but there’s a first time for everything.

Yeah, I REALLY hope she was joking. Not only was that incredibly stupid but her grammer was horrible.

(On a different note, I have a Japanese exchange student staying with me right now so I don’t know how often I’ll be able to get on. No they’re not a girl and no they’re not a loli, lol. HOWEVER. One of the 9 exchange students IS very loli like and is super cute.)
the other anonymous March 11th, 2008 at 2:43 13

Did Senbon say get on or get it on and is there a difference?
Personally, it would interest me to know what Japanese think of how their country and people are seen and portrayed. It is like anime, not all of it is magical girls and clashing heroes, I wish I could get a copy of Miyazaki’s Only Yesterday. apparently it hasn’t been released in the US because it is considered to adult. Not as in “adult” = porn but because the storyline is just straight forward good writing and treated well.
Senbon one of the reasons strangulation works is cutting off blood and oxygen to the brain and if the writer wasn’t being facetious then neither was getting to that brain to begin with. I can only assume that the first 3 years out of school might knock some of that out of her and some sense in…
Name March 11th, 2008 at 8:25 14

Oh Jesus… This woman makes feminism look good.

Except that feminism 95% full of shit.

But really, I don’t think she’ll grow out of it. I think she’s just a gold digger at heart. She’ll keep dreaming till either it comes true or it ruins her.

That’s just my wager. She might actually struggle her way into reality and grudgingly lose her dellusions. I’d just rather see her ruined because she’s a cunt who has no respect for men.
the other anonymous March 11th, 2008 at 13:11 15

How odd! When this page opened the name was already filled, said “astro deka”. Did I rip the page away from someone who is now looking at bank screen? No, just indulging in some wild fantasy! At this age is best one can hope for.
Anyhow as far as being a gold digger I have to say she sets her sights amazingly low! This is not the road to success by anything but the most unrealistic of dreams!
Even just on the level of being a guy I find her insulting. She wants a role that would carry no respect, almost a Barbie doll except nowadays even Barbie is a doctor and more! There is even a certain level of “androsoginism” if such a term exists (and should probably be spelled differently!). In Venus Envy the main character describes her sister-in-law as being the real man hater not lesbians like herself. This young woman expresses that type of sentiment in every sentence. Maybe she hates herself more… I wouldn’t know but what a lousy attitude to live with.
Scyn March 11th, 2008 at 16:46 16

Getting nails done & shopping does not make a woman ‘whole’.

Kinda weird for a person that writes (has a JOB in school, not paid for which seems to suit her well enough) to say if you are a woman you shouldn’t be working.

Wait a minute, she made herself a fool just by thinking of writing that article.
the other anonymous March 11th, 2008 at 20:25 17

Just proves the adage that it is better to keep one’s mouth shut and be thought a fool rather than open it and prove it? (And when is toa going to realize it applies to him as well?)
SHIT March 11th, 2008 at 21:27 18

wtf that piece of shit girl. If I ever find her I will take a pole and stick it up her disgusting nail polished ass.
Fat Nakago March 12th, 2008 at 6:38 19

Are you sure this wasn’t from THE ONION?? *lol*

Seems like something that should have, could have, and would have been printed on those fine page of drollery.
TDC March 13th, 2008 at 6:47 20

Hey…feminism isn’t 95% full of shit….just half the time.
dth March 14th, 2008 at 11:45 21

If I were to ever crack open her skull, I would only find a bottle of nail polish and really “cheap” clothes.
Uzumaki March 14th, 2008 at 20:59 22

Feminism is about equal rights. MOst people equate it with the feminazi, who are anti-men. The misunderstanding is unfortunate for all.
X March 16th, 2008 at 1:28 23

Pfft Feminist Goldiggers
the other annonymous March 16th, 2008 at 3:30 24

@X Hey! I have their first album! Anyone have #2 with the red cover?
Chun March 16th, 2008 at 5:47 25

I’m pretty sure this article is ~3 years old. I heard she got fired/banned from contribution soon after.
Pyrus March 18th, 2008 at 5:11 26

I’m sure that [ancient] article was some kind of joke (or troll). Unfortunately, she does say two [sort of] true things: Girls don’t want poor men and they do want the good life. However, what she is doing is twisting male chauvenist arguement to justify female entitlement.
animegic March 18th, 2008 at 6:41 27

uh oh
man = girl slave -_-!
girl= man slave
Aya Kyunik March 23rd, 2008 at 4:42 28

This article is depressing….

When I read things like this, it lowers my faith in humanity.
Syl March 25th, 2008 at 21:46 29

The 1960s are over. I think my IQ just dropped a few points from reading this.