Japan officially lost it

Mar 20, 2008 Author: abq | Filed under: life the universe and everything

Foreign Minister Masahiko Komura appointed the popular cartoon robot cat as “anime ambassador,” handing a human-sized Doraemon doll an official certificate at an inauguration ceremony, along with dozens of “dorayaki” red bean pancakes — his favorite dessert — piled on a huge plate.

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“Doraemon, I hope you will travel around the world as an anime ambassador to deepen people’s understanding of Japan so they will become friends with Japan,” Komura told the blue-and-white cat.

Doraemon doesn’t have any ears! It makes no sense. Worst ambassador ever.

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21 Responses for "Japan officially lost it"

El Mex March 20th, 2008 at 21:57 1

The hell are you talkin about abq? He doesn’t even have a PENIS. That alone makes him the worst ambassador ever.
Senbon Zakura March 20th, 2008 at 22:04 2

Hey everyone! I’m back… the students left today and of course I cried my eyes out >_>

Wait! I cried my eyes out? Therefore I have no EYES? I’d make the worst ambassador ever!
Anonymous March 20th, 2008 at 23:12 3

Doraemon isn’t even very well known outside of Japan!

They should have a loli ambassador instead, obviously.
Coeurl March 20th, 2008 at 23:21 4

A loli ambassador would be good. Never even heard of Doraemon… May have to find out about this new worst ambassador ever.
heavens lolipop March 21st, 2008 at 0:00 5

doraemon can broaden no peoples understanding of japan or the crazy shit it gets down with. only loli
bakaneko March 21st, 2008 at 2:43 6

I don’t get it, why does his not having ears have to do with his qualification of being an ambassador?
Anonymous March 21st, 2008 at 4:27 7

>6

Like, he can’t hear what other people say.
Tsuki March 21st, 2008 at 8:12 8

This is scary…
A Guy from Los Lunas March 21st, 2008 at 8:49 9

I refuse to acknowledge this person as a official of the Japanese Government.

My ambassador of Japan to the US is …

Rebbecca Miyamoto.

That is all.
Reboot March 21st, 2008 at 11:23 10

Holy shit!
…
PrimeSonic March 21st, 2008 at 14:03 11

Wow… Japan is way more screwed in the head than I ever imagined.
For those not in the know, Doraemon is probably the single more mainstream anime in all of Japan, putting even Detective Conan to shame.

If this is where Japan’s foreign policy is headed, I fear for the future of the world.
Goldy March 22nd, 2008 at 3:08 12

I saw a few naked lolis in the doraemon comics.
the other anonymous March 22nd, 2008 at 5:36 13

Oh Mr. D, you have a call from Caligula’s horse on line two…

gods, I hate those days when you wake up and find you have slipped over into the Twilight Zone. Serling keeps stealing my pancakes for one thing.
What next Kazemon for press secretary? Agumon running the SDF?
Pyrus March 22nd, 2008 at 17:05 14

If Doraemon is the Anime Ambassador, I guess Hello Kitty will soon be made Anime Prime Minister. Pretty soon someone’s going to have to start organizing elections for Japan’s government post positions for anime characters.
B-ko wants a seat in the Diet.
Vegeta wants the Emporer’s spot.
There’s no telling what Xellos wants.

If the Foreign Minister wants an anime character to make the world become friends with Japan, he would have done better to appoint Kagarazaka(?) Yuna or Takamichi Nanoha: Both ladies tend to beat you up if you won’t be friends with them.
Plaid_Knight March 25th, 2008 at 22:09 15

Doraemon molested that little boy by making him swap bodies with a girl. Not just once, but many times. He also tricked the boy into dressing up like his mom and playing tricks on his dad.

All this sh=t is from the manga. This is like having Michael Jackson as your ambassador.
X March 27th, 2008 at 3:50 16

lol
Random person #2 March 31st, 2008 at 21:37 17

Heh, if they wanted something well known outside of Japan, the choice would obviously have been Pikachu.
FanS April 5th, 2008 at 18:41 18

Pikachu? heh
Bonemaster969 April 5th, 2008 at 20:11 19

Why are you guys so pissed off about this? I love Doraemon, and I believe he would make a great ambassador. Much better than the corrupt american government. And for those of you who don’t know who he is, he is basically what mickey mouse is to america….without all the corporate greed.
Anonymous April 12th, 2008 at 20:41 20

Meh. Genderswapped Nobita might have been a better choice.

http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/160516/
Maid_fact June 5th, 2008 at 14:43 21

>>Doraemon molested that little boy by making him swap bodies with a girl. Not just once, but many times. He also tricked the boy into dressing up like his mom and playing tricks on his dad.

That’s not his “mom”,he was actually crossdressing as the mysterious girl his father met during his childhood..

Btw,Doraemon >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mickey Mouse

And of course,Shana makes the best ambassador.