Loli battle cancelled due to addiction relapse

Apr 1, 2008 Author: abq | Filed under: Games, Loli Battle

Loli battle is cancelled. I’m off to rehab for a long, long time.

After being clean for almost a whole year I couldn’t resist it any longer. I needed a quick fix to relieve all the stress. You see, I had two exams last week so I’ve been studying and cramming like crazy for what feels like forever.

I’m not proud of it, but I have to admit that I have an addiction and that I’ve spent a ridiculously large amount of money and time on my addiction. For god’s sake, I have three copies of Pokemon D/P! Two Japanese and one American. I finally finished my American copy and can now transfer my old and new Pokemons to it.

Total playtime this weekend: ~20h.

4/7/2008 -- Loli Battle: Henrietta vs. Guu & Koyuki Azumaya vs. Nana
2/29/2008 -- The status of things
1/15/2008 -- Loli Battle 2008: Preliminary
1/11/2008 -- Loli Battle 2008: Lolidential primary election
3/18/2007 -- Loli Battle: Winner

Tags: Loli Battle, pokemon

43 Responses for "Loli battle cancelled due to addiction relapse"

Senbon Zakura April 1st, 2008 at 0:25 1

lmfao, I hope you’re not serious xD
Anonymous April 1st, 2008 at 0:27 2

;_; Pokomon D/P addiction is serious busininess.

(ps: very creative, I’m impressed
Anonymous April 1st, 2008 at 0:34 3

And so, the pokeymahns claim another victim and leave a bunch of other irrelevant fags pissed.
Anonymous April 1st, 2008 at 0:42 4

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Anonymous April 1st, 2008 at 0:47 5

April fools.
El Mex April 1st, 2008 at 1:26 6

Dawn looks a lil weird…..but May looks like she needs some serious Mexican in her. I think I will give her what she wants nao. >:3
Tsuki April 1st, 2008 at 1:32 7

I would have fallen for it if the title was “Loli battle postpone due to addiction relapse” but cancelled was too far abq, you failed that
Anonymous April 1st, 2008 at 1:36 8

brackets are up omg omg. starts in one week
Anonymous April 1st, 2008 at 1:46 9

I would have fallen for it if the title was “Loli battle postpone due to addiction relapse” but cancelled was too far abq, you failed that

You can’t postpone something that is already postponed indefinitely.
PrimeSonic April 1st, 2008 at 2:25 10

Yes, it’s not happening. You can’t possibly postpone it any more than infinity already. It will happen. Whether you like it or not. ^_~
PrimeSonic April 1st, 2008 at 3:01 11

Hah. I already knew that today’s April Fools Day. Nice trick, abq!
Ronin April 1st, 2008 at 3:01 12

Hah. I already knew that today’s April Fools Day. Nice trick, abq!
abq April 1st, 2008 at 3:03 13

Why do you people laugh at my disease?
the other anonymous April 1st, 2008 at 3:07 14

As much as I suspect a jump on April Fool’s I understand the power of ones… weaknesses? Then again I like the pic. May always can be counted on to reach for a pokeball can’t she?

then again I fully expected TDC to chime in with “El Mexmon, I choose you!” wonder what his attack is…
heavens lolipop April 1st, 2008 at 3:46 15

hmmm…no youre right, when the slogan is ‘gotta catch em all’, i feel it cant be any less of a game, more like a lifestyle. too bad in reality its considered an addiction *shakes head*
MV April 1st, 2008 at 5:09 16

What the hell is wrong with me? After laughing at another April Fool’s joke like 5 minutes ago, I go ahead and fall for this one.

Today should be fun.
El Mex April 1st, 2008 at 5:42 17

ToA: My attack eh? I think it would go along the lines of “Harden” o.o.
Sev April 1st, 2008 at 6:44 18

Oh nos!

What ever shall we do without the battle? Oh wait…
Munkustrap April 1st, 2008 at 9:53 19

your one sick SICK dude. please get the help you need. i suggest vodka and lots of it.
Anonymous April 1st, 2008 at 14:42 20

>Why do you people laugh at my disease?
You know how we roll.
the other anonymous April 1st, 2008 at 15:50 21

Munkustrap, Vodka and Lolis? What is this 2ch.ru?
@ El Mex, never, never gover give me an opening like that! Couuld parallel park U.S.S. Enterprise in it. Will be nice and not use immediate response that came to mind.
Meanwhile abq has the future of a pokeLoli in his hands. Wait that is a disturbing and somehow facinating image…
LoliHat April 1st, 2008 at 21:12 22

@abq:

Might I suggest a remedy?

Take to lolis and call me in the morning.

…I’ll get the door…
LoliHat April 1st, 2008 at 21:14 23

That should be:

Take TWO Lolis and call me in the morning.

After all, you’ve already taken TO Lolis…
Anonymous April 2nd, 2008 at 3:13 24

Curse you, time zones.

It was still March here for me when I read this. I was seriously worried for you for a moment there.
Aaron April 2nd, 2008 at 3:36 25

Diamond and Pearl? You don’t have Pokémon Battle Revolution for your Wii? Come over and we’ll battle!
Anonymous April 2nd, 2008 at 3:40 26

oh wow, Group E’s got some serious contenders…Triela, the twins, THE Sakura, Sara, Sasami, Chibiusa-chan..

Although I don’t see the majority ever going against Sakura, one or two of those could put up a fight, and the others are decent enough in their own right.
Zablac April 2nd, 2008 at 5:26 27

Wow, that picture is just plain horrible. All of them are lolis but none of them are drawn that way… just horrible.
Pyrus April 2nd, 2008 at 6:10 28

I thought Misao Amano was a character for Project S: Pretty Sasami, but I guess there’s no law against two different anime series using the same name for their characters.

Group E has got serious contenders? What about group F: Rico, Chiyo-chan, Mii & Skuld.

Obvious April Fool’s Day joke is obvious. Addiction to pokemon is not greater than addiction to lolis.
Brian Blessed April 2nd, 2008 at 19:02 29

Somewhat out of pace but…who the hell’s idea was it to put a ‘Leppa berry’ into these games?
Senbon Zakura April 3rd, 2008 at 0:36 30

Ooo~

I just realised. Are Kasumi (Misty), Haruka (May) and Hikari (Dawn) gonna be in the Loli battle? :3

(btw, I thought it was a pretty good April Fools joke >_> )
LoliHat April 3rd, 2008 at 2:49 31

According to the schedule, for the first round there will be two separate match-ups a day. Are we really going to have two at a time?
What would Pedo-Bear do? April 3rd, 2008 at 4:02 32

Funniest April fool - EVAR!

By the way…. Asuka is a Loli? Arent Loli’s suppose to be sweet with DFC? Where have I been? >_<
Senbon Zakura April 3rd, 2008 at 4:08 33

@WWPBD

lmao, most people don’t consider them lolis. The only reason they’re on there is their age. (This has already been argued about A LOT)

Seriously, who cares if she and Rei are on it? If the people voting are TRUE lolicons they won’t vote them to the finals.
What would Pedo-Bear do? April 3rd, 2008 at 4:27 34

Just worried about the random people who will come through and fck up the status quo and the manifest destiny… >_<

You often have to idiot proof these kind of things…. OTL
Nagato April 3rd, 2008 at 4:34 35

Haha, this is funny, because I just started playing Pokemon D/P again myself! This’ll be my 3rd time through it - although, compared to you, that might be a pittance. xD
Senbon Zakura April 3rd, 2008 at 6:47 36

@WWPBD

Hate manifest destiny >_>
Name April 3rd, 2008 at 6:56 37

Excuse me for the totally unrelated comment, but…

Has anyone noticed any advertisements in the corner that go like…

“Top Sex Offender Search
Ultimate sex offender search. 5+ million sex offender records.”

On this website! I know it’s automated and seeing things like “lolicon” and whatever, but it’s just SO ironic.

“Oh shit… I hope I’m not on their list!”
El Mex April 3rd, 2008 at 7:09 38

D/P Disappointed me :(. I thought they were going to add some pretty pokemon! Instead I a shitload of babies, evolutions to some nobodies, and some that look like they were a crack-addict’s creations; Case in point:
http://archives.bulbagarden.net/w/upload/e/ef/Art-Perap.png

But of course all in all the picture of choice is perfect. It’s my new wallpaper as we speak :3.
X April 3rd, 2008 at 7:12 39

hmm April fools Lol and Lol welcome back to the dark side get the cookies lol
the other anonymous April 3rd, 2008 at 11:50 40

Remember, you can’t spell lolicon without lol!
Aaron April 4th, 2008 at 1:06 41

Hikari FTW! At least out of the Pokémon girls…
Oren April 4th, 2008 at 3:07 42

I have just stumbled on this site and I have to say that there are some extraordinarily amusing things on here worth musing over. I’ll be reading more in the future, but in the meantime, I am sorry for your relapse. I can’t say that I have ever relapsed because I haven’t bothered quitting video games in the first place…but I wish you nothing but luck!
sayagila April 6th, 2008 at 14:42 43

aw… that sucks… i felt sorry for you, hope you well soon.