He wasn’t always this thin, was he? I mean, I’ve watched quite a few Stevenotes by now, but yesterday was the first time I mistook Steve Jobs for a talking twig. Someone should give him a sandwich.
Maybe he went on a hunger strike on the steps of Microsoft…or Bill Gates’ house: “Your evil domination over my computers and the computer market must end…or I will starve myself to death on your premises in full public view!”
But you went from like almost a dozen straight loli battle posts to Steve Jobs… I thought NewsFire was acting up on me again and screwed up lolitron’s feed with Engadget.
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Cancer?
AIDS?
Diabetes?
ya thats the 1st thing i thought when i loaded up the video last night. wow hes gotten thin. he was diagnosed with cancer a few yrs ago.
But now is cured of that illness.
Perhaps this is part of the cost of the faustian bargin that Jobs made in order to take back Apple and come out with the iStuff line of stuff?
He is proof that Apple computers cause cancer !!!
If he’s really Mahatma Gandhi, does he take turns cleaning out the toilets at Apple HQ?
Look like Mr. Jobs called Jenny.
Maybe he went on a hunger strike on the steps of Microsoft…or Bill Gates’ house: “Your evil domination over my computers and the computer market must end…or I will starve myself to death on your premises in full public view!”
Shaping his body to iPerfection. His body is in line with all his products now.
Wii Fit.
@hespeaks: when can we see the YouTube vid of him gyrating around in his Gandhi loincloth then?
He’s a vegan, which can’t help things… eat a fucking cheeseburger and get fat like the rest of us Americans!!!
I find vegans and their denial of biological necessity and opposition to basic elements of the food chain amusing.
Don’t be like them. Just eat steak, like God intended. Veggies aren’t perfect, anyway. Something about tomatoes…
abq, you’ve just been slammed by jason.
http://derailedbydarry.com/archives/2008/06/11/1445/
Is this the call for a blog war?
Forget meat. What Steve Jobs needs is delicious cake. He must have some.
^Seconded.
Nah, I prefer a town hall type of forum.
But you went from like almost a dozen straight loli battle posts to Steve Jobs… I thought NewsFire was acting up on me again and screwed up lolitron’s feed with Engadget.
Jobs: He’s got aides.
maybe, just maybe - he is trying to kill himself.
We should all help encourage his self-starvation and hope he dies.
“thinnovation”
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