58 Responses for "Innocent kids juices for sale"

1. Project A June 16th, 2008 at 23:25 1

   Ewww

2. Time Warp June 16th, 2008 at 23:26 2

   ABQ, that’s wrong. How could you just display innocent kids juices all over your blag?

3. MidbossVyers June 16th, 2008 at 23:53 3

   Not bad, not bad at all!

4. Deranged June 17th, 2008 at 0:14 4

   2 for £4 eh? =P

5. Zeroblade June 17th, 2008 at 0:42 5

   I’d drink it.

6. Kikimaru June 17th, 2008 at 0:46 6

   Won’t be so innocent & smooth after I’m done with them.
   Hur hur.

7. Pyrus June 17th, 2008 at 1:18 7

   As long as those juices are fresh squeezed from female kids! *chug**chug*
   By the way…this is “kids” as in goat kids, right?

8. Honest Guy June 17th, 2008 at 1:25 8

   This is incredible, simply unbelievable! That works out to around CA$8 per pair. I pay at least $13.99/pair at my local supermarket.

9. Aaron June 17th, 2008 at 1:50 9

   Nom nom nom…

10. mman426 June 17th, 2008 at 1:59 10

    I know I’d buy some

    also
    @pyrus
    “kids” does not mean baby goat in this sense. “Innocent” is the brand name and “kids juices” means juice for kids.

11. Senbon Zakura June 17th, 2008 at 2:24 11

    lol, wow, they REALLY didn’t think this one through.

12. TDC June 17th, 2008 at 3:07 12

    Wow, you can earn “Nectar” points, too!

13. Juliamon June 17th, 2008 at 3:38 13

    This was mildly amusing until I read the flavors.

    Then I needed to lie down before I hurt something laughing.

14. El Mex June 17th, 2008 at 7:38 14

    TDC: Were the hell have YOU been! >(. It’s been getting weird with these new ppl o-o;

15. Project A June 17th, 2008 at 9:34 15

    WTF is Passion fruit?

    You just know a lolicon was behind that “misunderstanding”

    *cough cough*

16. Anonymous June 17th, 2008 at 11:39 16

    mmm, tempting

    Someone’s gotta make a good motivational poster outta this -.-

17. Fail June 17th, 2008 at 12:00 17

    mmmmmm….. juice….. talk about “motivating”….

    @anon

    I agree… Demotivator of this pic wanted (^_^)

18. LoliHat June 17th, 2008 at 18:11 18

    It’s been done before (and with more wincest)

    http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/encyclopedia/anime.php?id=6455

19. DmonHiro June 17th, 2008 at 19:37 19

    Wow….they’ll sell anything these days. I hope it’s fresh. Maybe they make it on the spot. 4 punds…..that’s pretty cheap

20. tyciol June 17th, 2008 at 20:22 20

    How much will it cost me for a gallon of innocent kids juices?

21. TDC June 17th, 2008 at 22:16 21

    @DmonHiro: LOL…On the spot…

    Somewhere, there are farms that collect kid juices.

22. TDC June 17th, 2008 at 22:17 22

    @ El Mex: Life has been kicking my arse, but not so much now.

    Also, those loli battles really don’t float my boat.

23. El Mex June 17th, 2008 at 23:22 23

    I hear that TDC o_o. Too many fanboys and their old Sakura *cough* old news *cough*. Besides how can we only pick one Loli? I rather have em all >:3.

    *Works on his Lolidex*

24. Lolicon June 18th, 2008 at 0:54 24

    waku-waku

    “I’d drink it.”

    Saaa…..kana…. ^_^

25. Pyrus June 18th, 2008 at 5:55 25

    @mman426:

    I was just being rhetorical. I knew it wasn’t goat kids…HONEST!

    Strawberries, blackberries, peaches, & passion fruits, but where are the cherries. I wanna pop something cherry-flavored in my mouth. It’s Innocent kids juices! How can you have Innocent kids & no cherries?

26. Anonymous June 18th, 2008 at 8:01 26

    So, the pictures of different kids on the side of the boxes are not missing but just showing you where they go the “juice” from? lol

27. Fail June 18th, 2008 at 10:48 27

    @Pyrus

    I’m with you… IT NEEDS CHERRY! (grins)

28. Sakura_Kinomoto June 18th, 2008 at 12:46 28

    Wow wouldnt mind me some of that >.< ill take one helping of Sakura with a dash of Tomoyo ^^ hehe i wonder how well that would go down here in AUS

29. Angelus June 18th, 2008 at 22:12 29

    I’ve been holding off from commenting in fear I would drag the tone of the discussion down as usual. I obviously needn’t have worried. Sheesh, this is my usual supermarket here, and I didn’t even notice it. I suppose I’m usually too busy looking at the lolis to notice the products…

30. El Mex June 19th, 2008 at 5:38 30

    Angelus: Loli’s are 2 for 1, and usually 0.99 cents a pound ;3

31. Angelus June 19th, 2008 at 15:02 31

    @El Mex: you have no idea how much more things cost in the UK - and anyway, shouldn’t the smaller ones be more expensive than the big ones?

32. El Mex June 19th, 2008 at 15:25 32

    Angelus: Nope, because think about it. The smaller ones are probably all gone before you get there ;). Quite possibly abq or I bought them all. So you get the non ripe, bigger lolis xD.

33. LoliHat June 20th, 2008 at 1:15 33

    @Anonymous (post 26):

    LOL, “Truth in Advertising”???

34. Aaron June 20th, 2008 at 1:39 34

    Time to go grocery shopping… no, really…

35. Angelus June 20th, 2008 at 3:05 35

    @El Mex: am I allowed to squeeze them to see exactly how ripe they are, then?

36. TDC June 20th, 2008 at 8:12 36

    Ok guys, this is getting out of hand.

37. Project A June 20th, 2008 at 8:59 37

    @Angelus: I did that once in the supermarket she screamed and I was promptly arrested.. j/k

38. MidbossVyers June 20th, 2008 at 21:37 38

    I’d prefer to buy the source instead of just the juice.

39. El Mex June 20th, 2008 at 22:04 39

    TDC: Maybe, but wouldn’t you drool over a shota themed grocery store? Give us Lolicon’s something to dream about ^_^.

    And Angelus I am sure squeezing them is the least of your problems. I wouldn’t doubt you trying to stuff some extra Lolis into your jacket; it counts as both Shoplifting and Kidnapping =P

40. TDC June 21st, 2008 at 3:26 40

    @ El Mex: I know, I was kidding. And my post was a pun…hur hur…

41. Killaguy June 22nd, 2008 at 0:53 41

    Yoooo abq, that photo appears to me, means that you also come from the good old UK, where abouts you from matey? Cornwall here, but live in Nottingham when at uni….so Nottingham basically lol o/

42. DenkouNova June 22nd, 2008 at 3:29 42

    Imouto Juice, anyone?

43. Xaykogeki June 22nd, 2008 at 5:21 43

    LOL. kid’s juice…XD

44. Stankevitch June 23rd, 2008 at 1:06 44

    I was in Sainsbury’s today (the store from the photo) and they wouldnt give me what I wanted.

    I wanted Kids juices but they only had these fruity things. I’m a lolicon not a homosexual…

45. Stankevitch June 23rd, 2008 at 1:14 45

    @Killaguy:

    Another Brit here, this time a North West guy, boy do we get some young sluts up here….

46. Sakura_Kinomoto June 23rd, 2008 at 13:02 46

    Lucky english blokes…We get none of em down here in Aus, the closet hing we get to em being young is 25 years old and looking like Fran (from the nanny) on crack -_-

47. Pyrus June 24th, 2008 at 4:30 47

    @Sakura_Kinomoto:
    Crack makes ‘em all look like that — even when they’re 16! And they get a smell to ‘em that can be difficult to hide too!

48. Anonynous July 3rd, 2008 at 1:08 48

    lol

49. SniffALick July 3rd, 2008 at 2:59 49

    I had some Laosian flavored last week

50. Sakura_Kinomoto July 3rd, 2008 at 17:02 50

    @Pyrus hahah i guess you are right in a way XD ohwell ill just stick to my Sakura XD

51. Mr nasty July 4th, 2008 at 7:51 51

    xD LOL!!!!!!!!! Fuck man , that had me ROTFLing for a bout ten minutes , death to the lolihater!!!!!!

52. Pyrus July 4th, 2008 at 19:33 52

    “@Pyrus hahah i guess you are right in a way XD ohwell ill just stick to my Sakura”

    @Pyrus hahah i guess you are right in a way XD ohwell ill just stick my Sakura - FIXED Sakura_Kinomoto!!

    This Innocent Kids Juices stuff is making me think of the movie Fear of a Black Hat when one of the main characters — I think his name was Ice Cold — was hyping his side project — Booty Juice!

53. pop August 3rd, 2008 at 10:55 53

    i like to drink my own juices!

54. Heather August 5th, 2008 at 4:22 54

    That’s hillarious.
    I don’t think we have that in the US.

55. Zizhou August 6th, 2008 at 10:12 55

    Reminds me of this ad

    http://i34.tinypic.com/2e0v2gx.jpg

    only without the possibility that it was just one person overlooking a somewhat, er, different take on the text.

56. Pyrus August 7th, 2008 at 2:24 56

    Breyers always did use the freshest ingredients available! ;D

57. Sakura_Kinomoto August 8th, 2008 at 16:43 57

    hahahah i remeber that lol “Lickable” now theres a laugh

58. Jen Igma November 12th, 2008 at 16:47 58

    I gotta get me some of that!