29 Responses for "I’m not dead"

1. Angelus July 15th, 2008 at 0:30 1

   Are you sure? The ad says “car seat crash ratings”, which is kind of macabre, and Zetsubou-sensei doesn’t look too well either. Does this remind anyone of the Sergeant Pepper artwork, or the Abbey Road album cover? Indeed, what did “OPD” stand for? Canuck pigs or was it really dead meat? Better stop now before I place abq in the limo instead of on the grassy knoll…

2. h_rayz July 15th, 2008 at 0:31 2

   Good for you!
   Glad to see you around still, will there be a new poll soon?
   What about those snarky anime reviews?
   The best source for my viewing choices are thanks to those!!!

   (ps: to all the other readers: how do you get a mini-icon showing? What is the “URI” line for? Have I just missed something in the faq?)

3. Plaid_Knight July 15th, 2008 at 1:45 3

   URI is Uniform Resource Indicator. It’s like URL (Unique Resource Locator).

   I’m glad to hear from you, abq. I want moar loli-related stuff. Keep it coming, because we need what you have to give.

4. A vulture July 15th, 2008 at 1:49 4

   kwaaaak, darn it! Oh well, guess it’s more of dead chans for me.

5. Anonymous July 15th, 2008 at 2:54 5

   I don’t think you’re alive, enjoy being a ghost.

6. Pyrus July 15th, 2008 at 4:07 6

   @h_rayz:

   Responses to previous posts on this site’s archives mentions something about a gravitar.com if you want an icon with your posts. And I think the URI field is for people with websites of their own.

   @abq:

   We know you’re not dead because your site’s still up, but I can only spend so much time on youtube looking at touhou, idolmaster, or Hinoi Team clips for my daily dose of loli (and who knows what everyone else is looking at).

7. El Mex July 15th, 2008 at 5:48 7

   Don’t worry abq. I will take care of your Lolis while you are dead ^_^. You won’t be needing them >:3

8. TDC July 15th, 2008 at 8:15 8

   Mex, you seem to be always a man of practicality.

9. Angelus July 15th, 2008 at 10:44 9

   @El Mex: Now you come to mention it, who exactly is feeding the lolis in abq’s dungeon? Still, I like ‘em on the skinny side so I guess they’ll be OK for a bit.

10. Lolicon July 15th, 2008 at 16:32 10

    Nipah ~ ^_^ *showing cute smiling face*

    (from the anime: “Higurashi no Naku Koro ni”)

11. LoliHat July 15th, 2008 at 20:32 11

    abq is not dead…just “IN DISPAIR!”

    Don’t do it abq! Think of the Lolis! (Or was it thinking of the Lolis that brought you to this situation?)

12. Aaron July 16th, 2008 at 1:02 12

    You’re not dead? Prove it.

13. TDC July 16th, 2008 at 2:14 13

    @ Angelus: Dude, not funny! D:<

14. heavens lolipop July 16th, 2008 at 8:04 14

    Hey man…WE believe you. *snickers*

    @Lolicon: ………………………………………

15. LÖlÏfÄns July 16th, 2008 at 9:16 15

    Go kill some time wit semi-loli fighters Ö.Ö

    http://tasofro.net/
    http://tokyotosho.com/details.php?id=111551
    http://tokyotosho.com/details.php?id=87667
    http://tokyotosho.com/details.php?id=137091

    Death is juz another way to reborn

16. Lolicon July 16th, 2008 at 11:46 16

    @ TDC lol, I think that was a good comment from Angelus

17. manga July 16th, 2008 at 16:08 17

    I never though you were. Only busy with life and whatnot, maybe loli in the house?

18. Sakura_Kinomoto July 16th, 2008 at 18:32 18

    Huzzah! He lives….This calls for a celebration..lets get a loli in a cake :3

19. Lolicon July 16th, 2008 at 20:53 19

    @Sakura LOL!! That would be AWESOME!!

    (BTW, how the hell can we replace those basic avaters with pics?? I do not see ANY links to register, or smth >< I REALLY want to swap that pic for a better one :P)

20. abq July 16th, 2008 at 21:43 20

    Sign up at gravatar.com and then fill in the email field with whatever mail you signed up with on gravatar-enabled sites.

21. Lolicon July 17th, 2008 at 0:15 21

    I see, thx a lot for the info Now, it is better

22. El Mex July 17th, 2008 at 3:01 22

    Rat’s, you know you have too many loli’s when you can’t find the image you gravitarred D:

    Oh and hi thar abq. Your….alive….. o-o Funny thing happened you see I was taking care of your loli’s and err, well….let’s just say some of them are still a bit shaken up :3 *zips up*

23. Bastard Wolf July 18th, 2008 at 1:34 23

    Hahaha, oh wow I just started using that picture as my wallpaper some time ago.

    Thought the FBI finally got you. Or died due to excesive loli-induced-fapping.

24. wildarmsheero July 19th, 2008 at 4:30 24

    You’re not dead– YOU’RE ALREADY DEAD

25. mikeon July 19th, 2008 at 12:52 25

    I think we all know what really happened to abq. He was caught stealing undies from elementary school kids!
    http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2008/06/28/classes-rendered-pantsless-by-pantsu-robber/

    He only just now got released from jail.

26. Sakura_Kinomoto July 19th, 2008 at 16:54 26

    @Mikeon hahaha lol poor girls….:)And to think abq didnt even bring us back a pressie hehe i wonder wether they really did catch that fellow..

27. Immir July 19th, 2008 at 17:56 27

    I heard he got a loli to clean his ears, and she shoved a q-tip into his brain.

28. Pyrus July 19th, 2008 at 22:22 28

    @mikeon:
    Taking lessons from Happosai will cause things like that to happen.

29. Mi July 31st, 2008 at 6:15 29

    Get with the program Tron, more posts!