Canada Bans Imports of Cool Devices, Words Worth

The Canada Border Services Agency has ruled in a October-December 2007 list (released this month) that the American re-releases of the hentai anime series Cool Devices and Words Worth (pictured at right) qualify as obscene under subsection 163(8) of Canada’s Criminal Code.

Wordsworth doesn’t approve. The last stanza of “I wandered lonely as a cloud” is obviously about jacking off, be it to hentai or your sister’s diary:

For oft, when on my couch I lie
In vacant or in pensive mood,
They flash upon that inward eye
Which is the bliss of solitude;
And then my heart with pleasure fills,
And dances with the daffodils.

I’m generally against taking advantage of drunk girls. You should never let a substance do a man’s work. Do it yourself, knock her out cold cavemen style.

For the safety of everyone, all women should be leashed. Not all women are bad, but some have received poor training from their masters and I’d rather be safe than sorry.

Sending pubes in an envelope is kind of cute.

Wood + iron = sparkles?

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What a major disappointment! I can’t believe I spent 30 minutes of my life without my required dose of T&A.

Getting a girl drunk and then taking advantage of her is wrong. It’s better than assaulting people in broad daylight, but it is still wrong. Always make sure she is asleep and that she will stay that way before you try anything funny.

No matter how cute they might be, fangs look painful and I wouldn’t want any near my dear precious. Imagine what horrible things she can do to you!

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Why are they forcing Horo to wear clothes? I call it inhumane treatment of animals and perverts. We have laws against animal cruelty! And perverts have needs and civil rights too. What kind of backwater country do they think we live in? Canada?

You can tell that Horo has a taste for balls. That girl just won’t stop and she knows how to work the shaft as well. She should be a little bit more careful, though. She will trigger a gag reflex if she goes too deep.

Why go through the trouble of covering mind-corrupting body parts when there is nothing to hide?

Stroke that tail, baby.

This reminds me of my own kidnapping runs. I don’t have an accomplice, though. I don’t like to share my spoils.
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Yawn, boring set up episode. Why is that even necessary? I can’t see why anyone would need to have lolis shooting terrorists explained to them. It’s like porn — the action justifies itself, there is no need for a plot.

Triela usually doesn’t induce a tingling sensation in my nether regions, but suddenly there is something about her that makes me want to ravish her like a brute. Has to be the slender legs and a little hint of buttocks.

Opportunity for awesomeness not wasted.

What a hideous necklace. And that TV is so out of place. I thought Italians were supposed to have good fashion sense.

Where women truly belong.
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