What a disappointing episode. What is the point of having an onsen episode if all you get to see is this? So they slept together, who the hell cares? Onsen episodes aren’t supposed drive the plot forward, their sole purpose isto give me new fap material.

A healthy and nutritious meal.

Aww~. Doesn’t that make you want to hug and rape her forever?

Law enforcements have lightsabers, Japan is so fucking awesome.
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I would do anything to taste Elis‘ own tomato ketchup. I suspect it might be too late, though. The reason Elis feels the way she does about the color red probably has something to do with Hiroki slurping Elis’ tomato ketchup back when they were children.

Elis might want to try using black pepper instead of gun powder.

Hiroki seems to be in a good rape mood.

Hawt
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Don’t piss off the hobbit. Or perhaps that is exactly what one should do, a punch or two in the face are probably worth the make-up sex that follows.

The girls trying to bake a cake kind of reminds me of some of my cousins — innocent and childish, yet somewhat reliable.

That is a pretty good painting. Would have been better with a bullet hole in the face and blood dripping down all over Hiroki’s face though.
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24 spoof for the win.

Elis and Hiroki doesn’t want to believe Kana is the one who leaked classified information to the terrorists. Since Kana is their only lead, they have no choice but to use force in order to get the information they need from her. Without proper tools, Hiroki has to use what God gave him.

With the information from Kana, Elis and Hiroki infiltrates a terrorist cell who threatens to brainwash the male population by using their inner moe-force.

Meanwhile, Jack Bauer gets drunk.

Oh noes! The terrorists brainwashed Hiroki! Nothing a clean shot to the head can’t fix. Bauer is still wasted, but the terrorist threat is averted.

From now on, I’ll make sure to respect Cartman’s authority. He was right all the time. Girls are really lezzing out when they have slumber parties. Perhaps I should try posing as a girl so I can get into a slumber party. I can’t help with the cooking, but I do know how to reap fruits.
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Which human state or condition can be described by the most number of different words in the English language? Here is a hint, Saya is currently in this state. No, I’m sure sexy has its fair share of synonyms too, but that is not the word I’m thinking on. Here is another hint, no sane human (Japanese and other Asians are not of this world) would sing karaoke in any other state than this. Intoxicated, spongy, three sheets to the wind — drunk.

Hello! My name is Saya. My three sizes are 86-55-84. I like semen. All in favor of having a bukkake session say aye.

Take aim, prepare to fire, shoot.

I’ve forgotten to mention Elis. I’d do anything to see Elis blush. And then I’d pull her pigtails and rape her.
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