Boy, it didn’t take Yanagi long to spill the beans. I thought he was going to stay more than just one episode. He probably has a busy schedule, wearing sunshades and destroying lobbies you know.

Foreshadowing? Check. Cockteasing? Check. Delivering? Failed. Who would want to do this? Too much steam in a shower scene makes Baby Jesus cry.

Sitting alone on a park bench with a bottle most likely containing some kind of alcoholic substance — not a good sign.

Hiroki recieved a collect call from someone in the US asking if the toilet drains clockwise or counterclockwise in Japan.
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I swear to God, every time I see someone wearing a trench coat, I want to punch him in the face. It might have been cool back when multimillionaires and FBI agents wore them. But ever since the Matrix and Blade, only goths and other morons wear them. Therefore, the probability of you punching a goth when you punch someone wearing a trench coats is quite high. Do humanity a favor, punch people wearing trench coats.

Best giraffe ever, A+. I think the reason Hiroki quit drawing isn’t nearly as complicated as people make it seem. How do you say it? Don’t quit your dayjob. What? Hiroki already did? I guess he is doomed to become one of those creepy stalker types then.

Saying no to loli-Elis requires a heart of steel. Imagine sitting on a bus and seeing Elis run after it when it takes off. Tell me, what would you do?
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Who wouldn’t go lolikon for Haruna? I mean, look at her. She is the epitome of cute. I wouldn’t hestitate a second to take advantage of her while she is asleep.

Living with my cousin would be so sweet. On a secound thought, simply doing my cousin on a daily basis would be more than enough.

You know something is wrong when Elis doesn’t try to rape Hiroki when they are sleeping in the same room. What are the chances of Elis getting her snootch pounded every Friday night? Should I even bother watching the rest? A normal brother-sister relationship is boring. Elis seems to have fun, though. Maybe I should be happy for her sake.

Stupid book, made me think of Dragon Quest V. Did I marry Bianca? Or did I marry Flora? I can’t remember! I think I married Flora. Why the hell would I marry Flora? I’m a man who goes by the principle of first-girl-introduced-is-the-one-to-knock-up. Flashbacks don’t count. I hate Kiri.

Bathroom scene cuts to… fully dressed girls. Why have you abandoned us, God?
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Tomoko knows how to dress up for a lesbian sleep over party. Elis should take notice of Tomoko’s fashion sense if she truly wishes to get Hiroki in bed. Gosurori♥. I’d do her even if she is a furry. Goth loli cancels furry.

Zelda?

Lesbian threesome! Giggidy-giggidy.

That is not a cake. What Elis truly wants to eat is Hiroki’s… baton.

Shh, be quiet. In front of us are three fine specimens of the female race. No man knows what cunning plan they are plotting. One sudden move and you might lose a finger, if not more, in matters of seconds. Apporach with great caution.
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Wanna hear a funny joke my grandfather told me? A family walks into a talent agency. It’s a father, mother, daughter and ponny. The father says to the talent agent, “We have a really amazing act. You should represent us.”

The agent says, “Sorry, we don’t sign family acts. They’re a little too cute.” But the mother goes, “Please sir, if you just give us two minutes, we know you would like our act.”

The agent says, “Alright. I’ll take a look.”

The family jumps right into it. The father lifts up the daughter and carefully lets her ride the ponny. Meanwhile the mother licks the daughter’s face while she picks up a couple paint brushes. The father, who has the biggest hard-on from watching the ponny have its way with the daughter, decides he wants to have some fun too. So he spins the daughter around and starts to pound her ass like there is no tomorrow.

The mother masturbates furiously and has five paint brushes and a green paint tube inside her vagina and the love juices just keep pouring out. The paint tube bursts and the mussini phthalo green color mixes with the red of the mother’s blood. The tampon the mother forgot to pull out has forcefully made its way into the mother’s uterus.

The father keeps going strong while the daughter has passed out. The daughter regains consciousness the moment the father releases four weeks worth of man juice inside the daughters rectum. They fall down on the floor with their asses pointing to the sky, this is the ponny’s cue. The ponny enters every hole the the father and daughter have to offer, almost splitting them both in half, until both their bodies shake in spasms.

The mother helps the father up and goes, “TA-DAAA”, while the daughter still lies on the floor in convulsions.

For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, “Jesus, that’s a hell of an act. What do you call it?”

And the father says, “The Aristocrats!”
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