More anime and eroge should encourage safe sex. There is way too many internal ejaculations and far too little alternative stimulation (read: buttsecks). A popular belief in Japan seems to be that tissues can solve all problems. It’s true that tissues are versatile tools and can cure diseases such as bird flu and in rare cases also super AIDS, but as an contraception method it’s quite useless. That is why I’m glad to see that at least someone is on the pills Who knows what would happen if she weren’t?

Surprise sex is best enjoyed outdoors in the summer breeze on warm days. Statistics show that violent rapes are most likely to occur on humid evenings following sunny days with temperature highs over 30 °C. Time to buy an SUV, global warming can’t increase fast enough.

She’s crying, that counts as crying. I hope it ends School Days-style.
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Another episode ending with Elis crying, I can’t take much more of this. I think I have the perfect solution to this problem. No matter how much I want to see Kiri dead, I know it won’t happen. God created women to be raped, not killed. That’s why Hiroki has to go. Kill Hiroki and let Elis and Kiri have sex on his grave to honor his memory.

Gosurori for the win.

What is Kiri’s problem? There’s absolutely nothing wrong with the way Elis wears her yukata.

Delicious. I’d eat it, all three things.
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Succubus! Evil spirit of the night, be gone! Hiroki should just do Kiri or dump her or both and then move on. Some people shouldn’t be allowed to have hot cousins. Especially people who don’t understand subtle body language. Be a good big brother and give Elis what she wants already.

Young Elis > Elis > all. Fact of life.

How do you like your witches? We recommend a la mode.
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Oh my god! Goth loli swimsuit! The man behind that idea should be awarded the Nobel Prize in everything. I think I’ve found my future wife, one of many nymphets of course. Future harem for the win. Tomoko♥.

Simply irresistible.

Hiroki is apparently a big fan of one pieces. So am I, mainly because there is something youthful about one pieces, but you just don’t say no to Elis. If I was Elis’ cousin, I’d give her as many geyser-like ejaculations as she wants. Because that is the kind of responsible big brother I am.

Public loli yuri sex should be encouraged by the government. For great justice!
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Tomoko: Sasauge bag!
Hiroki: I’ll give you sausage.
Tomoko: Let go of me, pervert!
Hiroki: How do you like this?

Sausages and a can of cat food, how subtle. The sausage in Tomoko’s mouth is also a nice touch.

I came.

The horror! The horror!
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