Most impressive battle so far. Kinda weak of Shirou to go down so easy though. If it was Jack Bauer, he’d kill Berserker with a pair of scissors, tell Rin and Saber he has a broken rib and then punch the president’s Chief of Staff in the face.

Children these days lack any sign of empathy. Watching people being brutally beaten to a bloody pulp isn’t as fun as one would think it is.

Next time, try with a real gun.
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Yes, it’s ugly. Is there anything more unoriginal than a tribal tattoo? Even Rin is unimpressed with Shirou’s lame tattoo. Whatever you do, don’t ever get a tribal. If you necessarily have to get a tattoo, try the name of your favourite game in Japanese. For example Final Fantasy, エイナルファンタジー.

Things would have been so much better if Rin had gotten Saber. The people demand more yuri.

Holy ground, Highlander.
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They nailed the male mentality quite well in this episode. The minute Shirou heard Rin’s name, he immediately thought about Rin in various states of undress. Look how hard he is trying to project his mental image of Rin onto the TV. My lolikon intuition tells me he won’t have to do that much longer. Who knows? Maybe he will end up having a threesome with Rin and Saber.

Having finished Chains of Memories and Kingdom Hearts II recently, I couldn’t help but to think of the mansion in Twilight Town when I saw this. The question is, who is cuter: loli-Rin or Naminé? I think I’d choose Naminé. I rather have a nobody than an exasperated bitch.

Mommy, mommy! Why didn’t they use a phoenix down on Aeris?

I’d like to see Poster Tube Shirou show off against Cardboard Tube Samurai. It would be the fight of the century much like Ali versus Foreman in Zaire or Chuck Norris versus the world.

QTE?
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I didn’t intend to blog Fate/stay night at first. It’s not because I don’t like Type-Moon, because I do. I figured enough people would blog it anyway, meaning I won’t have much to add myself. Then I realized I’m not really adding much substance to any of the other series I blog. So why not?

Things I want to see more of:

• Sparkles
• Explosions
• Lesbians
• Loli

Umm… It’s 4:00am, I need my beauty sleep. If I don’t get it, I might go Fuji-nee on someone. It wouldn’t be a pretty view, I can tell you that much.
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