I can see that Hayato, just like I do, brand his property. I would say it is our right as the undeniably superior gender. We should also be entitled to thoroughly examine our cattle as well as to do… other things.

Why is Himawari sitting on the floor when she has a chair and a bed in her room? Is it some kind of ninja rule I should be aware of?

Panties.

I wonder how Himawari’s rear feels like. From the looks of it, I’d say it must feel almost like clouds.

Dr. Wily can beg for his life as much as he wants, it’s not going to do any difference this time. The menstrual cycle of a girl is far more dangerous than some revamped housecleaning robot.
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What the hell is Yusura so happy about? Could it be the cucumber? I would recommend a banana.

Himawari enters the ring like Stacy Keibler. Hawt.

That is the biggest man toy I have ever seen.

I guess it is finally scientifically proven that dislocating your leg by pulling it really does hurt a lot. Who would have thought that? I wonder if landing on your butt hurts as much.

Speaking of butts, Himawari has an extremely cute one. I can understand why Pac-Man would want to rape her.
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Want to know what I am going to do now? I’m going to find my copy of Robotic Alchemic Drive and pick up where I left off three roughly years ago. Sitting on the shoulder of a giant robot and controlling it with a controller suspiciously similar to the Dual Shock2 is actually quite fun.

That looks like one damn fine watermelon. However, I think I’d rather taste Himawari’s perfectly shaped tomatoes.

Himawari’s fishnet gloves look so cute on her. By the way,

Am I the only one who think that Azami likes it doggystyle? Himawari probably suspects it too but have a hard time believing it, but a picture never lies.

Is hanging upside down the first thing they teach you at the ninja academy? I thought the first thing they would teach you would be wax on, wax off. I guess I was wrong.
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Why would anyone want to date Yonesawa-kun? I mean, he is a fucking freak who walks around with two cucumber-shaped dildos. I wouldn’t want anyone like him around my 15-year-old daughter.

What dirty thoughts lurk in Himawari’s naughty mind? Buttsex is nothing to be ashamed of.

Bondage and sadomasochism are scary. However, grinding people into chili is fine in my books.

Uwa~. Pyjamas make everything more tapable. I wonder whether Himawari is a spitter or a swallower. I think she swallows her protein shots.
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Oh my God, it’s Alpha-152! I hate, I hate, I hate. Cheap, fucking boss. Gah. Brain damage.

I wouldn’t hesitate a second to deflower this sunflower, my Himawari. Rough, airborne sex so immoral it would blow away the minds of all decent people.

Hayato is such a lucky bastard. My new goal in life is to become a teacher at an all girls ninja academy.

They have sniper poison darts now? Awesome!

Sports bra, how disappointing.

What an asshole.
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