Child abuse is no laughing matters. Neither is kidnapping. Nobue gets away with it because she is a woman. That is discrimination! I want to trade my right to a higher salary and better job positions for a women’s molesting license.

I see coin slots. Why are they wearing towels in the bath? It’s not like size is an issue. And what exactly is the deal with rubber ducks? They are yellow and they float. Am I supposed to be intrigued?

I’m usually not a fan of short, almost boyish hair, but there is something strangely alluring about Chika that I just can’t put my finger on. I know that she fucks like a tiger but I wonder what she tastes like.

It is delicious cake. You must eat it! OM NOM NOM NOM. Too bad the cake is a lie.

Nothing makes me more sad than loli-on-loli violence. I do, however, approve of loli-on-loli action.

Stalker girl?
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I love shiny, rosy cheeks. They are so inviting and slapable. I wouldn’t mind having a go with Chika’s lower cheeks either. They might not be as rosy as her upper cheeks, but I think I know a way to fix that.

Chika doesn’t seem to enjoy it from the behind. Not surprisingly, Miu seems to like it. Then again, I bet Miu likes everything as long as it is rough and painful.

Loli yuri at its best. Matsuri knows how to press her buttons to make her feel good.

Ana can’t really be British, can she? Everyone knows that British girls are heavy drinking, chain smoking trolls. Hot glamour models are only exceptions that prove the rule.

Girls should stick to girls’ sports like wet t-shirt competitions.

This is sexual harassment.

Your resistance only makes my penis harder.
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The best thing about Ichigo Mashimaro girls is I keep getting older and they stay the same age. Barasui better not pull a fucking Nanoha on me or else… or else I’m going to cry myself to sleep every night.

That is not usually where I aim, but it’s close enough. After all, I am still working on improving my marksmanship. I’m nowhere near being able to consistently unload surgical strikes with no collateral damage.

Am I the only one who is a little bit concerned about Miu’s behavior? She is showing violent tendencies and I’m afraid that if nothing is done she might end up becoming an alcoholic rapist.

Despite popular belief, there are certain things I refuse to pump no matter how tight they might be. Air polluters happen to be one of those things. If you enjoy sticking it up the smoke hole, you can find instructions on how to do so here.

Seeing Chika’s cute socks makes me want to soil them with my seed of love.

I hate towels. You know what, I hate life in general. How come naked sixth graders never rush into the bathroom when I’m taking baths? Is it because I’m a male? That’s discrimination!

The fourth leg looks like a fifth leg.

Old people want what old people can’t get. No delicious fruit for you, priest.

Impossible! Parents in Ichigo Mashimaro? No way!
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Young Miu is just too cute! Chika too. Lets not forget Santa and hi… her reindeers. I’d hit them all, with the force of mighty Thor.

I’ve never built a snowman successfully. Whenever I tried, I’d either get bored or try to roll up the world Katamari Damacy-style.

Haly Potey.
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Public bath house episode! Tissues, I need tissues for cleaning up my mess. Miu should always have her hair down. It’s much cuter that way, especially when naked.

Nobue fanservice! I couldn’t care less though, smoking is the biggest turn-off for me.
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