What the hell? I don’t want to trivialize the seriousness of bullying, but that was stupid. I would let it slide if Minami and Shiori had made sweet love. But I guess you can’t really blame them, they are women after all. Weak creatures, not able to take communication beyond a two-way relation. I want my happy ending.

I noticed Minami’s peculiar interest in Ai’s crotch area and my… lily-sense immediately tingled. Why can women get away with this kind of behavior? I usually get a slap or the police after me when I do it.

That is a damn fine blowjob. Pay close attention to how Ai plays with the ball. I can hear my blood rushing down to a specific parts of my body right now.
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You call that a nightmare? Maybe if you are anorectic. I’ve always dreamt of having a gingerbread house. If I had one, I’d cage and eat any boy who happens to come by and make every girl my servant. Unlike dimwitted women, I wouldn’t fall for the tricks of children.

Anyone know how to fold something neat with say a cinema ticket? Impressing someone by blowing milk through your nose isn’t as effective as it used to be.

I’d eat Hiromi.

Tsugumi~♥
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Maybe it’s the effect of having touched myself to much, maybe it’s the fumes from freebasing moon rocks. Whatever it is, it is beautiful. I didn’t think it was possible to fall in love with an anime character at first sight, but I did.

Meet Tsugumi, loli with psychic powers. No, it’s not like that pussy Haley Joel “Look At Me I’m So Mature” Osment. Tsugumi is way cooler than that freak. Sure, I’d hit them both. Twice. One with the bat I use when I rob people, the other with the bat God gave me.

I’m glad to see that Tsugumi and Hajime were the two last characters on the official site. That’s correct, they are part of the main cast and will return in future episodes. Does this mean that Jigoku Shoujo will move from its episodic nature and develop an overarching plot? I’m happy as long as they keep developing Ai’s character.

The Rei-clone is pissed becuase Tsugumi stole her episode. She sacrificed her soul and didn’t even get her 15 minutes fame.

I’ve found the answer to a question as old as man. Which came first - the chick or the egg? The correct answer would be me. The cock came before both the chick and the egg. But the cock can’t come without the chick. Damn! There go years of studies down the drain, back to square one it is.

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Nice plot twist at the end. To be honest, I didn’t see that coming at all. I had already prepared some silly comments about innocence, suffering and Ai’s cute, little butt. I’m glad to see that justice always prevails… three times out of seven.

Ayaka deserves to burn in hell. Maybe if she didn’t suck so much, she would have gotten the lead role. Weak, really weak. Weak like a whining weaksauce.

Kaoruko-chan~♥ Cuter than life! Ballet dress for the win.

During the day she is a helpless girl with braided pigtails sitting in a tree, unfortunately not K-I-S-S-I-N-G me. But when night falls, she turns into Dark Knight Ai, Creature of the Night, the nightmare of Japan’s villains.

The day is mine! I’ll take Famous Titties for 400, Alex.
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Adultry, rape, domestic violence, revenge; God must hate Jigoku Shoujo.

You shall have no other gods before me.

Haruka turned to Ai for help instead of you. I know you created this world and everything, and I appreciate that, but that was ages ago. A helping hand now and then wouldn’t kill you, would it?. Geez, you don’t have to be a rocket scientist to understand why people seek help elsewhere.

You shall not take the name of the LORD your God in vain.

With that much hate, someone must have uttered a profanity.

Observe the sabbath day, to keep it holy, as the LORD your God commanded you.

Tell that to the Japanese. Namiko gives the impression of being a very busy woman.

Honor your father and your mother.

Look at this guy. Look at him, he’s a fucking wife beater. None of the mothers get any saint points either. One is even obese! Bush doesn’t care about obese people.

You shall not murder.

Is it ok to let the Rescue Patrol do it for you? I don’t like the new theme song they had when the Recue Patrol took off.

Neither shall you commit adultery.

Uh-oh.

Neither shall you steal.

Chiwa and Mamiko stole my soul.

Neither shall you bear false witness against your neighbor.

Does talking bullshit count?

Neither shall you covet your neighbor’s wife…

English motherfucker, do you speak it? What if my neighbor’s wife covet me? Isn’t it my duty to treat her well? Is that love thy neighbor thing just a lie?

and you shall not desire your neighbor’s house, his field, or his manservant, or his maidservant, his ox, or his ass, or anything that is your neighbor’s.

Godammit, I like ass. And you wonder why so many people convert to the Mormon Church, being a Catholic is no fun.
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