So beautiful. I can supply loli Yuuna with as much bananas as she possibly can eat. If she is a good girl, she can chew on my special banana too. It might not be as big as Mamoru’s though.

If it is old enough to crawl, it’s old enough to… penetrate? Damn, that didn’t rhyme. I suck at insult sword fighting. Don’t ask me what too young is.

There is only one thing to do in situations like this.
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I’ve never seen so many cliches used in on single episode before. My one favourite is when someone bids farewell forever just to appear in the very next scene.

I’d kill for some ninja boobies. Now that I think about it, I’d probably be killed when trying to get some.

Imagine all those Yuunas around you. There is only one way out, down the lane.

Internet culture and porn are sadly not part of the way of the ninja.
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Boots and sword can make any girl look extremely attractive. I’d go for Tsubaki even though she has a tendency to slice and dice all men within a 10 meter radius. Being sliced and diced is totally worth it if only

Betting five bucks Mamoru is watching porn on his PSP.

That is not a woman, it is a beast.
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There is something strangely erotic with a girl in a swimsuit singing about bananas. For being the versatile fruit it is, bananas aren’t nearly as appreciated as they should be. You can have a banana in your bed, in your mouth and even in your vagina.

Yuuna is such a slut.

I wonder what Airi is wearing since no one in the room seems to care or notice that she is flashing her undies.

Free Willy, both of them.
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The way of the ninja is truly a difficult one. Not only do you have to kidnap the president and beat bad enough dudes, you also have to deal with furries in fursuits. I guess it is always possible to abandon the way of the ninja and become a ninja dog.

I think we have entered a new stage in the evolution of human intellectual capabilities. What is one of the greatest thing man has ever come up with? Ninja girls right? There might just be something better. No, I’m talking about tennis-playing miko, what I’m talking about is of course nekomimi ninja.

Thigh high stockings are the best.

Neko… mimi… what the fuck?
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