Tennis is one of the most boring sports in the world. Well, to be honest, the only sports that aren’t sleep inducing are mud wrestling and wet T-shirt competitions. The only thing that saves tennis is the cute miniskirt. Too bad no cute women play tennis. I guess Sharapova is ok. What I’m trying to say is that I’d hit, score and make love to Yuuna and Tsubaki in a double anytime and anywhere.

Can someone tell me why the dogs are blushing? What kind of indecent activities are they planning? You know what? Don’t tell me, I don’t want to know.

Oh, finally I understand. To make a girl fall in love with you, rip her clothes off. What a fool I’ve been. I don’t even want to think of all the money I’ve wasted on candy to lure little girls.
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What is it with pink-haired girls that make me feel like a giggling, little school girl on the inside? I suspect that Space Channel 5 has something to do with it. Although basically being a glorified version of Simon Says, Space Channel 5 is the pure essence of happiness. If you don’t like Ulala and other pink-haired girls, you hate happiness.

It’s a pity pink hair doesn’t translate well to real life girls. It might be because only rebellious teenage punk wannabes dye their hair pink. Thier choice of clothes and ugly ass tattoos are the complete opposite of cute. Meh.

I prefer my girls clumsy, on all four, in a bathtub and tied up. Ask yourself, what would Jesus do if he saw Yuuna wrapped in a towel?

Aww, how cute. The finger is without a doubt a symbol of an arrow of love penetrating piercing a heart. Sexual innuendo not intended.

It was only this big.

In conclusion, a pink-haired girl, a shrine maiden and some hot ninja-on-ninja action; what more can a man ask for? Maybe pirates.
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