Winner does look like someone when he has those glasses on. He looks like a… pussy… no that is not quite right. Vagina! He looks like a vagina from another series.

Why does Maki make my penis hard? She is plain in every way imaginable, but there is something about her that makes me want to boldly go where no man been before. I suspect might be the fringe, reminds me of Hazuki.

*shudders*

That’s an interesting place to take someone’s V-card. I’ll add it to my to-do list.

Yes, teacher. Of course, I’ll lick your shoes like the pitiful, little dog I am. Your word is my law. *lick lick lick*
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Winner sounds a little bit like the King of Cosmos from Katamari Damacy. It is a shame he is such a wimp. He is nowhere as cool as the King of Cosmos. No one is, that is the reason the King of Cosmos is the freaking King of Cosmos. The King of Cosmos says:

ウイナーガショウシャジャナイ！
A WINNER IS NOT WINNER!

Did Maki demonstrate her fellatio skills at the beginning of the episode? Makes me want to stick my thing in her kebab and then take aim and shoot my load on her face more than ever.

恥ずかしい。。。 Just shut up and enjoy it.

Nobody calls Marty McFly chicken, nobody. Duelling is among the manliest thing one can do, but it has to be done with banjos.
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What is with Kenta’s fascination for his mother’s neck? It’s starting to get a little bit creepy. Oedipus complex? could it be that Kenta is still on the phallic stage of his psychosexual development? A stage you supposedly go through at the age 3-6.

The spill-water-on-pants-trick is so old. I can’t believe Kenta fell for it.

Telephone sex services have real, good-looking women? Yeah right. What morons use these services anyway? The same ones who still buy porno mags in stores? I see people browse porno mags every so often. I feel sad for these people, makes me want to buy them a computer and wish them a fapolicious life.

A true hero, it’s a sad day for mankind. We must fight the evil that is feminism.

Maki defies all laws of physics. Taking a picture with Maki holding an ice cream should be impossible. That ice cream would melt before the light travels into the camera.
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Pillow humping is seriously freaking hot. Turns me on way beyond what stake and hammer ever will. More steaming hot pillow humping, please.

Kenta has a hard time choosing. And that is probably not the only thing of his that is hard.

Hello nurse.

It looks like someone has been busy.
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Karin can relax, a third of the people in Britain say women are to blame for being raped if they behave flirtatiously, wear sexy clothes or get drunk. I don’t think she has to worry about having raped Kenta either. For some reason, men don’t seem to mind being raped. Women are so sensitive, get over it already.

Swimsuits, God’s gift to men. Titties should be considered a gift from God too. I guess God is a nice guy after all. I forgive him for causing all nature disasters we’ve had the last years.

Fangs are a sex thing, right? I’ve heard it helps fellatio.

Is this loli guro?
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