Holy shit! Nanoha and friends with tits! And look, Yuuno is like a mirror image of Keitaro from Love Hina. Tits and a loser — what more do you need for a harem series? A spinoff of a spinoff for the win.

Time has certainly been kind to Lindy.

Why does Hayate use her own arms to move when she has that joystick thingy on her wheelchair? I can’t wait until I’m old. Not having to use your own legs like every other mortal by having other people around to push you in your wheelchair is the highlight of existence. Combine that with a feeding tube and a talking machine like the one Stephen Hawking has; truly a heaven on earth. Living like Graham wouldn’t be that bad either, I guess.

Full frontal nudity.

Big dog + little dog = little dog? Or is it ferret paired with little dog? Yuuno does after all show us who the master species is.

I wouldn’t mind sitting at the children’s table this year.
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Square called, they want their Jenova reject back. I think I understand why Square left that freak out of their game. Talk about being failure, that thing was turned into oblivion in less than two turns. The fight might have been a little bit unfair because of Nanoha’s overpowered 10-man party and spaceship summon . I guess it could have been worse, like having no final showdown at all. The way Precia literally went down in the first season was lame.

Why did they have to add all that crap to Hayate’s costume? Hayate is an good example of less is more. If nothing else, less is at least hotter.

Fate > Gatsu. She smiled twice and also made a move Chrono in this episode. Good work Fate, you are no longer a hikikomori! おつかれさま～。

Saluto romano? Fascist pig!

Could someone please tell me what Arf is doing in this frame?

Shamal’s lips: fake or real? DISCUSS!

I don’t get it, Microsoft had Vita on their payroll and Xbox 360 still wasn’t an instant success in Japan.
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Don’t be a pussy, Fate. Take the blue pill! Living in a dreamworld isn’t that bad. Just thinking of all the tender yuri moments lost due to poor decision making makes me cry. There is nothing more beautiful or sweeter than sisterly love, with the exception of honey-covered lolis.

Professor Xavier? Magneto? Onslaught? There is no need to worry then. Everyone who died will be brought back with by the help of some stupid plot device.

To all the people who are still waiting for a continuation of the Berserk anime: no one gives a amn about your opinion. Read the manga or play one of the games already. What the world needs is not another anime with Gatsu the Black Swordsman, the world needs Fate the Black Swords… man.
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ALART! Mask is off.

Tentacles are so 1995. Not that I got anything against tentacles. More anime should have tentacles. Tentacles are great… as long as they aren’t in any live action productions. If possible, I’d like to forget the existence of the live action version of La Blue Girl.

I hope Nanoha will freak out Hayate-style. My salivary glands crave a new transformation sequence to drool over.
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