I used to think transformation sequences were lame and simply an easy way to screw the audience of real content. Not any longer. Henshin!

Master and lapdog - Hayate and Vita are adorable together.

I thought Eric Forman was the only one who thought the Jedi mind trick work in real life.

Wanna know what animes lack? Mexican standoffs. They should have had one at the hospital.

If I ever end up in a courtroom, I’m gonna make sure that my closing arguments are a bunch of non sequitur nonsense involving little kittens. You can’t really sentence a man to death after having seen kittens in the courtroom.
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Is it possible to have too many cute Fate-chan moments? If it is, I’m pretty sure this episode was close to meeting the allowed quota. It’s not like I’m complaining, I love Fate. Fate rocks my box. She rocks something that belongs to me, that’s for sure.

It’s like I’ve always said, flowers give you cancer. Flowers, Napoleon cakes and vacuum cleaners and almost everything else in the world gives you cancer. However, there is one thing that keeps cancer away, nymphets. Doing a loli a day keeps cancer away. It’s like wine, but you don’t have to wait (and shouldn’t) for it to age to enjoy it.

I bet that little ferret want to put his furry little willy in someone’s ear.

Imagine porn on that, or even better, Lord of the Rings! The thought of seeing Frodo walk into a huge gaping vagina the size of a hallway on that set is enough to make me come.
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When will they learn? Appeasement doesn’t work with Germans. Germans, like Eskimos, are cold-hearted, peace-hating, piggish-looking piles of bratwurst. Mmm… bratwurst. Lovely meat tightly wrapped in animal intestines.

I think Fate forgot to put something on after her and Nanoha’s lezzing session. God only knows the horrors that go on at girls’ slumber parties. I’m surprised Yuno has survived this long.

Fate-chan! Aww, so cute. Nanoha is also cute, imagine that mouth around your… soul.

The Department of Education recieves money hats from Sony: □×〇＝△.

Library work has never been so much fun.

Is she having a condom in her mouth?

Black doesn’t suit Signum. She should wear pink.
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If you ever happen to find a book inked in blood and bound in human flesh in an isolated cabin somewhere in the woods of Tennessee, by all means, open it and release the evil within. After that, sit back and enjoy the tree rape scene.

“Alright you primitive screw-heads, listen up. See this? This is my boomstick!”

Panties♥

The lack of panties in this shot is explained by Stephen Hawking’s Crotch Vortex of Doom theory. Whenever a cameraman has a clean shot of panties, God intervenes and creates a tiny black hole between the cameraman and the panties.

I want Signum as a pillow.

Bath scene. I sense hot spicy loligasms~♥

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. Vita goes to Tatooine to kill the Sarlacc in the Great Pit of Carkoon.

“It’s rape time”
“He… he…”
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Holy mammaries, Batman! I know something that would fit well in that intermammary sulcus. Man, it would be nice with some mammary intercourse right now. Paizuri every day for the win.

While still on the subject, inflicting this kind of damage to someone should be considered a crime against humanity, against mankind. Bad Fate, bad. Someone ought to teach you how to behave like a good girl The whip it is.

Twelve options? That’s cheating! Did Nanoha use the Konami code? Four is the maximum allowed, four options and one barrier.

What a lecherous little kitten, taking advantage of someone who is disabled. Not even I would sink that low! If it wasn’t for the fact that I have already sunken lower that is.
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