Why does it feel as if I have missed something? Koizumi guy not properly introduced? Incident in another world? Angels attacking Neo Tokyo-3? Que?

Mikuru has without a doubt become Haruhi’s bitch. I bet they have passed second base already. Can you feel it? Yes, I’m talking about the acceleration of global warming. It’s caused by the collective heat generated by millions of otaku furiously masturbating to hawt yuri butt secks.

Aww. Look, she has a glove on her head. How cute.

“One time, oniichan made me lick that thing.”

I’d like to play with Miruku’s funbags.

Panties or buruma, I couldn’t care less. My penis tells me to fap indiscriminately, and I’m in no position to object.
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Want to know what I am going to do now? I’m going to find my copy of Robotic Alchemic Drive and pick up where I left off three roughly years ago. Sitting on the shoulder of a giant robot and controlling it with a controller suspiciously similar to the Dual Shock2 is actually quite fun.

That looks like one damn fine watermelon. However, I think I’d rather taste Himawari’s perfectly shaped tomatoes.

Himawari’s fishnet gloves look so cute on her. By the way,

Am I the only one who think that Azami likes it doggystyle? Himawari probably suspects it too but have a hard time believing it, but a picture never lies.

Is hanging upside down the first thing they teach you at the ninja academy? I thought the first thing they would teach you would be wax on, wax off. I guess I was wrong.
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It looks like Flonne is a screamer. What a shame. There is nothing more annoying than people who knocks on the door because they heard a strange noise.

Lamington does what all mortals want to do.

That’s the largest vagina I’ve ever seen.

“My penis is this big.”

Four prinnies and she is still not satisfied.

Omega kawaii!
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On average, I’ve been getting 4-5 hours sleep the last couple of weeks. I look like this. That can’t be good, can it? I’m so tired, I even dozed off during classes once. I don’t think anyone noticed, pulled the “pretend to read”-trick.

More vampires should persue careers as nurses. I’d gladly give her my blood and other fluids. Just don’t expect me to clean up if it gets messy.

Mmm… panties.

I knew it! Girls do fantasize about being raped. Just look at how happy Aiko is when some random dude trashes her bike and threatens to rape her.

Uma certainly knows how to deepthroat.

Are girls always lezzing out at slumber parties?
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With Haruhi around, it’s probably wise to bring a cyanide pill wherever you go. It’s always good to have a second way out in case you’re locked in the same room as Haruhi.

When a girl looks at you this way, it means you’re screwed. If she looks at you in this way, you might get to screw her.

I don’t get it. Kyon doesn’t want to watch Haruhi and Miruku getting it on, am i right? So he leaves the room. And what does he do then? Watch school girls in buruma. It doesn’t make any sense.

Yahoo! Rape time.

I like the way Haruhi touches her mouse.

Would you lick it?
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