Yawn, boring set up episode. Why is that even necessary? I can’t see why anyone would need to have lolis shooting terrorists explained to them. It’s like porn — the action justifies itself, there is no need for a plot.

Triela usually doesn’t induce a tingling sensation in my nether regions, but suddenly there is something about her that makes me want to ravish her like a brute. Has to be the slender legs and a little hint of buttocks.

Opportunity for awesomeness not wasted.

What a hideous necklace. And that TV is so out of place. I thought Italians were supposed to have good fashion sense.

Where women truly belong.
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Decent animation, generic but not vomit inducing characters, tits and ass — sold! I mean… I’m going to watch Spice and Wolf because I find the story interesting. Something about… a wolf… ehm, Ginger Spice… communists… full frontal nudity… essentially the greatest story since the renaissance period.

Hold it! What the hell is this supposed to mean? Clothes? On my foxgirls? Fail, fail, fail. There are only two things that suit a foxgirl; strategic hair placement and a no-dress. Actually, I think I have a no-dress down in my basement. If anyone happens to see a cute foxgirl or a loli, would you be so kind as to direct her to my basement?

Kinda reminds me of 2girls1cup.

Ice-cold bitch, gold digger… fat chick?

By the way, when you get to the ED, do yourself a favor and mute your speakers.
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Download the OP here.

I really dig the OP. It looks like it is filmed from the perspective of a tripping sex offender. Probably American too since not only children but also guns seem to turn him on.

I had almost given up hope on finding something that is actually watchable among the lacklusting offerings of this ani-meh season. The episode wasn’t spectacular but I’m cautiously optimistic. The first season good and it is well-nigh impossible to screw up a show with lolis and guns.

I like the idea of cute, brainwashed children fighting on the front lines. I wish more rebel groups and shady governments did the same instead of using the ugly ones that they often deploy. I would actually consider signing up for duty if they had adorable, impressionable child soldiers in the military.

Life would be so much easier if only girls could keep secrets.

Aww.

Oh noes! I can’t move my thumbs.

Why do Europeans love riots so much?
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Child abuse is no laughing matters. Neither is kidnapping. Nobue gets away with it because she is a woman. That is discrimination! I want to trade my right to a higher salary and better job positions for a women’s molesting license.

I see coin slots. Why are they wearing towels in the bath? It’s not like size is an issue. And what exactly is the deal with rubber ducks? They are yellow and they float. Am I supposed to be intrigued?

I’m usually not a fan of short, almost boyish hair, but there is something strangely alluring about Chika that I just can’t put my finger on. I know that she fucks like a tiger but I wonder what she tastes like.

It is delicious cake. You must eat it! OM NOM NOM NOM. Too bad the cake is a lie.

Nothing makes me more sad than loli-on-loli violence. I do, however, approve of loli-on-loli action.

Stalker girl?
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White cotton panties should be banned. I can’t think of anything besides Hillary Clinton that is more bland and boring.

Why would a vampire need to use a can opener when they have fangs? And how does she plan to drink from the can without smearing tomato juice all over her as if she just had her period.

Man, look at those fangs! I’m not sure if I’d want them close to my wee-wee. She can’t be that bad. I mean look at this epic moneyshot.

Best handjob ever? Sure looks that way.

Being an anime character can be hard. Imagine living your whole life without being able to open your eyes.

Why doesn’t anyone care about white vampire children? Like white human children, they need to be protected from black men too. Speaking of which, anime needs to be protected from Gonzo.
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