White cotton panties should be banned. I can’t think of anything besides Hillary Clinton that is more bland and boring.

Why would a vampire need to use a can opener when they have fangs? And how does she plan to drink from the can without smearing tomato juice all over her as if she just had her period.

Man, look at those fangs! I’m not sure if I’d want them close to my wee-wee. She can’t be that bad. I mean look at this epic moneyshot.

Best handjob ever? Sure looks that way.

Being an anime character can be hard. Imagine living your whole life without being able to open your eyes.

Why doesn’t anyone care about white vampire children? Like white human children, they need to be protected from black men too. Speaking of which, anime needs to be protected from Gonzo.
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I love shiny, rosy cheeks. They are so inviting and slapable. I wouldn’t mind having a go with Chika’s lower cheeks either. They might not be as rosy as her upper cheeks, but I think I know a way to fix that.

Chika doesn’t seem to enjoy it from the behind. Not surprisingly, Miu seems to like it. Then again, I bet Miu likes everything as long as it is rough and painful.

Loli yuri at its best. Matsuri knows how to press her buttons to make her feel good.

Ana can’t really be British, can she? Everyone knows that British girls are heavy drinking, chain smoking trolls. Hot glamour models are only exceptions that prove the rule.

Girls should stick to girls’ sports like wet t-shirt competitions.

This is sexual harassment.

Your resistance only makes my penis harder.
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The best thing about Ichigo Mashimaro girls is I keep getting older and they stay the same age. Barasui better not pull a fucking Nanoha on me or else… or else I’m going to cry myself to sleep every night.

That is not usually where I aim, but it’s close enough. After all, I am still working on improving my marksmanship. I’m nowhere near being able to consistently unload surgical strikes with no collateral damage.

Am I the only one who is a little bit concerned about Miu’s behavior? She is showing violent tendencies and I’m afraid that if nothing is done she might end up becoming an alcoholic rapist.

Despite popular belief, there are certain things I refuse to pump no matter how tight they might be. Air polluters happen to be one of those things. If you enjoy sticking it up the smoke hole, you can find instructions on how to do so here.

Seeing Chika’s cute socks makes me want to soil them with my seed of love.

I hate towels. You know what, I hate life in general. How come naked sixth graders never rush into the bathroom when I’m taking baths? Is it because I’m a male? That’s discrimination!

The fourth leg looks like a fifth leg.

Old people want what old people can’t get. No delicious fruit for you, priest.

Impossible! Parents in Ichigo Mashimaro? No way!
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I’d like a taste of that. I don’t think it’s quite done yet, though. I would probably wait a wee bit longer before I consummated consumed it. I guess touching would still be ok, but try not to make a mess out of it. If you by accident do, be careful where you shoot.

I see that my mortal enemy, the rubber duck, makes an appearance in Kodomo no Jikan. He is good, but this round is mine.

Why do all raven haired girls from affluent families end up being lesbians? I bet it’s because they never get to see where women truly belong in the food chain with all the menservants and hidden sex toys and God knows what.

Just to keep things straight, I don’t have anything against lesbians. At least as long as they are lipstick lesbians and not militant dykes. Dykes aren’t really people so it’s cool to hate them. Kind of like how it’s fine to hate retarded fish frogs like Keanu Reeves.

Mimi has the most fucked up dream I’ve ever seen. I can understand why the pony is getting ready to bang the little kitten and why the panda is scratching the puppy’s ass. However, the lack of my penis in her dream disturbs me.

Es ist Zeit für Rache! Wir müssen die Juden ausrotten!

Hmm… should I wait until next month for more uncensored episodes or should I strike while the iron is still hot…
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December is the worst month of the year. All shows that I’m watching are either on some kind of holiday break or have finished already. I now have to choose between watching Scrubs or generic animu crap. The choice was fairly easy, seeing how I given the choice between to perform a vasectomy on myself and to watch Scrubs I would go with a vasectomy.

Kodomo no Jikan is just wrong on so many levels. Defending a show with cute girls do cute things is somewhat easy without raising the creep-o-meter above the “call the feds”-level. People tend to be less understanding when you tell them that you enjoy shows with nymphets doing obscene things like stroking pussies and a little touch of statutory rape and incest.

So Kodomo no Jikan might not be the champion of morals. Big fucking deal. I don’t get it. Showing Rosie O’Donnell’s face on TV is fine but releasing Kodomo no Jikan in the States is not. As if seeing Rosie’s face wasn’t bad enough, every time she opens her mouth, all I can feel is the excruciating pain of being mind raped. Surely, Kodomo no Jikan can’t possibly be any worse than that.

Exactly what is going on in this scene? Is it supposed to be home economics or the beginning of a gangbang scene? One of the kids are staring at the girl’s boobs and the tools they are holding kind of look like speculums. It could also be sex education or biology class. Examining the cervix and vagina of a real girl is better than looking at an illustration. Aoki-sensei sure knows how to engage his pupils.

Teaching kids how to make dick in a box-boxes. Classy.

Censorship is retarded. The right to see girls flash their panties should be a protected civil right for citizens all over the world. All citizens except for gingers of course, but that goes without saying since people suffering from ginger vitus aren’t really people to begin with. The French are also excluded.

WcDonald’s? Are they trying to imply something? Don’t they have any intellectual property laws in Japan? Oh, that’s right! Japanese people can’t be offended, thus they don’t need any laws. Well… except for the “no penis or vagina in media”-law. They are not really offended by penises, though. Censored genitals make it easier to disguise fake ejaculations and creampies. I reckon the lack of incentive to use sharp blades near your manhood speaks in favor of censorship as well.
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