Anime? On my lolitron? No wai!

I’m kinda curious how show like Moetan get greenlit in the first place? I’d love to be present at a meeting where the concept of Moetan is presented to a bunch of middle-aged salarymen. That has to be the most awkward situation ever. I can imagine it goes something like this:

Pervert producer: Ok, have you ever seen one of those crappy drama AVs where the girl is raped by everyone in absolutely every scene before she finally is raped by the one she truly loves?
Salaryman: Umm…
PP: Of course you have. We want to make an anime like that but with one significant difference. The girl has same squeeky voice, is still raped in every scene but she is a seemingly prepubescent girl. You see, little girls appeal to a larger audience in Japan than old 18-year-olds.
SM: Ehm…
PP: Add pantyshots, suggestive poses and implied nudity and we have a recipe for success.
SM: That sounds good and all but what about the plot?
PP: The what?
SM: You know, lets add an enigmatic, longhaired dude, some generic soldiers and a strange black hole thingy. Best story since the renaissance!
PP: Whatever.

What is with the sad face?

My frothing demand for panties increases.

Since when did lolis start using knuckles for self-defense? I guess as long as the candy trick still works I don’t have to worry about anything.
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It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s… Nanoha!

Fate T. Harlaown? The explanation better be that Lindy officially adopted Fate. I don’t know what I’ll do if that is not the explanation. I refuse to believe that she is married to that pussy Chrono. Lesbian slumber parties make me believe that I don’t have anything to worry about. I don’t have to bail out… yet.

What the hell happened to Fate’s ass? And since when did Nanoha get that padding?

I can’t decide on who to root for: Team Nanoha or Team Fate. There is no doubt that Team Fate has the cutest girl but I’m not a big fan of shota boy. Nanoha’s sex toys might not be as cute as Caro but at least they both have vaginas.

Thou shall not flash thy panties. Now feel the wrath of God… up your rectum.

Whose great idea was it to extinguish fire with rocket launchers? They didn’t quite think that one through, did they?

What is loli Rider doing here?

This is why women shouldn’t be allowed to drive cars.
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Dr Light is hawt!

I’m creating awareness.