I love women who know their place in society.

I don’t think the animators thought this one through.

They do, however, redeem themselves with this money shot of Iroha. I wouldn’t mind letting her and Momoko have some of my ice cream. Yes Momoko, ice cream goes there.

I’ve never seen a girl so happy after having been sexually harassed. Smooth Koushi, smooth.

Tongue please.
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Do yourself a favor, watch Manabi Straight! If nothing else, do it in honor of the greatest man in lolikon civil rights movement — Martin Luther King, Jr.:

I have a dream that one day every valley shall be exalted, and every hill and mountain shall be made low, the rough places will be made plain, and the crooked places will be made straight; “and the glory of the Lord shall be revealed and all flesh shall see it together.”

A bunch of suspicious looking people are ogling delicious flat chests without being accused of lewd conduct; where do I sign up?

Pardon, what did you say, Manabi-chan? You want me to put it where?

Thank God cuteness can’t kill. Not even extremely high doses of it. Otherwise the girls in Manabi Straight would have been wanted for genocide against lolikons.

I can’t help but to think of Miu from Ichigo Mashimaro when I see Manabi. And her mannerisms are like a combination of Miu’s and Haruhi’s - totally crazy.

hawt sex lolz
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Black loli? Did Kotono call herself black loli? I died, didn’t I? Look, nekomimi! So this is what heaven is like? And it’s only going to get better. White loli is still in the closet and red loli hasn’t appeared yet.

Seriously, where the hell is my paycheck? If this isn’t taken straight from one of my dreams and fantasies then I must have a soul mate somewhere out there. I’ve always wanted to make a nekomimi, gosurori, mahou shoujo, detective show with lolis.

Kotono and Natsuki are so adorable, almost painfully adorable. Natsuki could learn some manners, though. You are supposed to hold the skirt out from your body when you curtsey. And I do believe the skirt could be a wee bit shorter.

Kid… napped? Why would anyone want to kidnap little boys? I don’t buy the “it’s only gay if you’re receiving”-thing. The King of Pop seems to like it. To each his own, I guess. But still, vagina and pussy for the win. Always.

Lets protect the defendant’s identity by censoring his hands!
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Strike Witches is half as long as Sky Girls but sadly not even half as good. It’s a known fact that greatness is measured by flat chests and panty shots; Strike Witches severely lacks one of the requirements and doesn’t put good use to the other. Luckily, I always have my Mecha Musume figures to satisfy my upskirt craving.

Since when did gynecologists get nurses dressed in maid outfits?

These maids need a good spanking for neglecting their chores. What are they doing on the balcony when they should be cleaning the house, doing the laundry, cooking dinner or one of the other things God created women for? This is what happens when you give women the right to vote.

I didn’t think it was possible to go wrong with chicks and ammo. Someone needs to take the Fanservice 101 course again. So much wasted potential, it makes my lecherous heart sad.
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The creepy brother guy seems to enjoy being on the receiving side and also getting donkey punched.

We finally get to know the contents of the briefcase in Pulp Fiction and also the reason why Tarantino couldn’t show it onscreen. It’s hard to get away with filming and distributing movies with naked lolis unless the loli’s name is Brooke Shields. In any case, I totally agree with Tim Roth’s character in Pulp Fiction; it is beautiful.

The worst time ever to be asleep since Momoko isn’t wearing any panties!

Momoko is so cute when she prepares to take the load in her mouth. She looks like the kind who is used to swallow a lot.

Man invented bats with spousal abuse in mind.

As much as I love Iroha’s panties, I much prefer her without them. I wish I could rest my head on her round, little, soft cheeks. Those perky tennis balls aren’t bad either.

Do female nipples attract foam?

It takes serious skills to be able to get some even when you’re asleep.
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