God created lolis braless and pantyless and unless you want to incite the wrath of God that is the way they should stay. Especially in PE classes. Fascist sports bras should be burned. You can’t trap what wants to be free.

I can understand why Momoko’s father looks so happy. What a view! How did Wordsworth put it now again?

A poet pervert could not but be gay
In such a jocund company:
I gazed-and gazed fapped-but little thought
What wealth the show to me had brought:

For oft when on my couch I lie
In vacant or in pensive mood,
They flash upon that inward eye
Which is the bliss of solitude,

It all makes sense now! Wordsworth wasn’t writing about daffodils, he was thinking about the time he looked up his sister’s dress. And whenever he was alone and feeling down, he thought about his sister while touching himself in order to achieve the bliss of solitude. Oh Wordsworth, you sneaky pervert.

I hear eating panties is good for your health but the police never listens to me.

C’mon Koushi, give the girl a protein shot already. She looks like a swallower.

Stuff on lolis is almost as great as stuff in lolis.

How come I never get away with staring at people’s crotches? I like buruma too! When I die I want to be reborn as a pair of buruma. Sweet, sweet buruma.
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Young girl tries to get laid; now that is a premise I approve of.

After the first episode, I must question generic male protagonist’s Koushi’s sexuality. When a girl spreads her legs you have the option to either put it in, put it in or put it in. You’d think he prefers stuffing things up his bumhole, right? But when he has a raging boner he doesn’t mind getting a blowjob from Momoko.

I’ve come to the conclusion that Koushi is a clever young man. As much as he likes getting off, he doesn’t want to pay child support and have spoiled brats over during weekends. He should learn how to do an Onan and spill the seed on the ground instead; the best of two worlds.

It’s quite clear what Momoko likes. She looks hungry for some snake.

Loli in a trash bin.

The lack of respect for Phoenix Wright disgusts me. Prosecutors don’t wear blue!

OMG! Double Mikuru Beam!
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In the event of a nuclear war, I was sure that the living would envy the dead. But thought of living in a post-apocalyptic world isn’t that bad when you take a closer look at the people with whom you have to repopulate the world. Otoha is definitely ready for some repop action and I wouldn’t mind being the one plugging her. She is legal in most countries and those who claim otherwise must be either communists or penguins. Why do penguins hate freedom?

“You want to do what? But I poop from there!”

Tee-hee, tits. Just the right size I might add. Actually, all sizes are the right size. Even the gravity-defying ones. After all, in the Genesis creation story God created boobs and he saw that they were good. Therefore all boobs have to be good boobs except for the unnaturally huge, human-enhanced ones. I’m all for touching up manufacturing defects, but for the love of God, do not attempt to create something God did not intend to exist!

“I am your father.”

Since I don’t have an academic degree in engineering, could someone be so kind as to explain one thing to me? How does the tail thingy on the motion slits work? You see, the tail is already plugged into the machine when then Otoha plugs it back in her motion slit which doesn’t make any sense since the tail was on the motion slit from the start. My theory is that she removes the tail from its holder and plugs it somewhere else, for instance where the sun doesn’t shine, in order to create a physical link between herself and the mecha.

Girls slumber party! Oh boy, I can’t wait ’til they start lezzing out.

Conventional weapons don’t work on that. You have to flip over the giant crab and hit its weak spot for massive damage. If all else fails, use fire.

Why must she tease me?
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From Anime News Service:

The title for the new film series is “Evangelion Shin Gekijou Ban”, it will consist of 4 parts (First volume, Second part, Latter part and Final story) with the first part arriving in Japanese theaters in early summer, 2007.

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-The content is quite different though the time base of the story is the same as the original TV series.
- It will be a remake, however, it is not a re-creation but a “new work”.
- The approach will be different than what Tomino-san did with the Gundam Z New Translation films, there will apparantly be a large amount of new material.
- Even if the TV series has not be seen, the viewer will be able to enjoy it. Though the content becomes easy, it is not redundant to those already familiar with the series.
- The technique that purposely scatters difficult words and phrases will not be used any longer.
- As an antithesis to current animation industry segments, it is an attitude on the production side to pull the act in the age that started from Eva.

I’d rather see something new, but I’m content if we get some new hot, steamy sex scenes. Less of Shinji jerking off and more of Asuka’s titties please.

Look how determined Mikuru looks. She really puts all her effort into making tea. I wonder if she put any special ingredients in it. It does have a suspicious color after all. It might explain why Kyon is so happy.

Revenge of the Nerds V: Rape Rape Highschool.

That is right, Haruhi. Turning SOS-dan into a brothel is definitely a step in the right direction. Baby Jesus approves. Fuck the haters.

Happy thoughts, Kyon, think happy thoughts.

Japan is Wii-land.

I knew it! Japanese people cheat in games, that is how they play with seemingly god-like reflexes.
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