It never ends, the Japanese can’t stop bashing the Xbox 360. I think that the swirly-swirl logo looks fine.

Uploading naked images of Mikuru? Nah, too few hits for that. Homemade porn with Mikuru would generate more than a million hits in less than a month from word of mouth.

Who are the girls on the poster? Reminds me of the live action Maria-sama ga Miteru porn flick I once saw.

Why is Kyon such a lucky bastard? Not only does he experience the sensation of having Mikuru’s funbags pressed against his arm, other more sensitive areas also get to join the fun.
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Oh my God! Someone killed the old man! I think it was Mikuru. She reversed the bloodstream of the old man Anna Nicole Smith-style.

Objection! According to the autopsy report, the victim died of a stab to the heart. Ergo, Mikuru couldn’t have done it Anna Nicole Smith-style.

Note to self: buy new handbag. It’s been a couple of months now since the last time I kidnapped a little girl. Might as well try the loli in a bag trick.

Haruhi has nice, perky breasts. Just the right size too, 100% apple.

Life is so unfair. I want to sleep with imouto-chan, Mikuru and Mikuru’s twins too. Mmm, twins. Apparently, I’m not the only one excited. Mikuru seems to enjoy being splashed with liquid, I have an almost limitless supply that I’m sure she would like.

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I can see that Hayato, just like I do, brand his property. I would say it is our right as the undeniably superior gender. We should also be entitled to thoroughly examine our cattle as well as to do… other things.

Why is Himawari sitting on the floor when she has a chair and a bed in her room? Is it some kind of ninja rule I should be aware of?

Panties.

I wonder how Himawari’s rear feels like. From the looks of it, I’d say it must feel almost like clouds.

Dr. Wily can beg for his life as much as he wants, it’s not going to do any difference this time. The menstrual cycle of a girl is far more dangerous than some revamped housecleaning robot.
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Being mindfucked by a quiet, shorthaired girl feels so 1995.

Why is it that males don’t even try to fight back when Haruhi kidnaps them? Compare that to Mikuru who at least shows some signs of resistance, futile or not.

Isn’t it out of character for Kyon to take part of the gangbang? I don’t blame him. No matter how hard you try to reason rationally, sooner or later your penis will take over. How is a mere mortal supposed to resist Mikuru’s voluptuous body?

I wish that was my straw.

Mikuru accidentally bumping into Kyon must be one of the cutest anime moments ever. I can’t be the only one who wants to lick Mikuru’s toes. And when I’m done, I would come right here.

Uh-oh, Haruhi looks bored. Take cover!
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What the hell is Yusura so happy about? Could it be the cucumber? I would recommend a banana.

Himawari enters the ring like Stacy Keibler. Hawt.

That is the biggest man toy I have ever seen.

I guess it is finally scientifically proven that dislocating your leg by pulling it really does hurt a lot. Who would have thought that? I wonder if landing on your butt hurts as much.

Speaking of butts, Himawari has an extremely cute one. I can understand why Pac-Man would want to rape her.
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