White cotton panties should be banned. I can’t think of anything besides Hillary Clinton that is more bland and boring.

Why would a vampire need to use a can opener when they have fangs? And how does she plan to drink from the can without smearing tomato juice all over her as if she just had her period.

Man, look at those fangs! I’m not sure if I’d want them close to my wee-wee. She can’t be that bad. I mean look at this epic moneyshot.

Best handjob ever? Sure looks that way.

Being an anime character can be hard. Imagine living your whole life without being able to open your eyes.

Why doesn’t anyone care about white vampire children? Like white human children, they need to be protected from black men too. Speaking of which, anime needs to be protected from Gonzo.
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