White Loli must have one of the most bizarre transformation sequence I have ever seen. She gets some weird, white goo on her face and just licks it. That is my kind of loli.

I find loli lesbians with unhealthy obsessions strangely arousing. I don’t mind lolis with voyeuristic tendencies, but I would prefer to kidnap someone who doesn’t have a house full with possibly lethal traps. I try to avoid batshit insane lolis in combination with death traps as often as possible.

Pussy-on-pussy action.
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Where is my loli surprise? I was promised a loli surprise and I want it now. I demand justice! Oh well, in any case I suspect we will see the transformation of White Loli next week, that will suffice.

Priests are the worst. I don’t mind them molesting young boys, but do they really have to steal our girls as well? They don’t even like vagina but that doesn’t stop them from unloading their seeds of evil on unsuspecting women’s faces.

The only thing more annoying than loli stealing priests are retarded brats. Leave Kotono alone! She belongs to me, me and only me! I should be the one lying in the bed with Kotono by my side.

Moon language makes math look harder than it really is.

Capcom wants their Morrigan costume back.

How original.
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Black loli? Did Kotono call herself black loli? I died, didn’t I? Look, nekomimi! So this is what heaven is like? And it’s only going to get better. White loli is still in the closet and red loli hasn’t appeared yet.

Seriously, where the hell is my paycheck? If this isn’t taken straight from one of my dreams and fantasies then I must have a soul mate somewhere out there. I’ve always wanted to make a nekomimi, gosurori, mahou shoujo, detective show with lolis.

Kotono and Natsuki are so adorable, almost painfully adorable. Natsuki could learn some manners, though. You are supposed to hold the skirt out from your body when you curtsey. And I do believe the skirt could be a wee bit shorter.

Kid… napped? Why would anyone want to kidnap little boys? I don’t buy the “it’s only gay if you’re receiving”-thing. The King of Pop seems to like it. To each his own, I guess. But still, vagina and pussy for the win. Always.

Lets protect the defendant’s identity by censoring his hands!
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