Every once in a while, I get reminded of why I like Shakugan no Shana. The french kissing siblings wasted so much fanservice time, I had almost forgotten about Shana’s panties.

Seems Shana was a dominant control freak even before she met Yuuji. A judge once lectured me about how it’s wrong to force down your maid on the floor and then take advantage of her. Why can Shana do that but not me?

Hey Skeletor! Chill, it was a joke. No reason to go apeshit insane.It’s not like Shana stole your Cloudsong or something. Just chill, get some exp.

It’s a nice melon bread, but it could be bigger.

Spoon.

Hot sauce on loli’s head. I came.
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Never forget, Shana died on the cross for our sins. Before that, she revieved several lashes from a whip and was pierced by the spear of Longinus. No loli should have to endure such cruelty, I’ll make sure they won’t the day I become the king of the world.

Being sliced to death isn’t really that bad if the last thing you see is Shana’s petite breasts. I’m not the only one thinking like that, Yuuji definitely looks happier than usual to see Shana again. Unbuttoned and braless loli wins.

Do schools in Japan have Godzilla drills? They probably have fire drills, earthquake drills, tsunami drills and panty thief drills too. We only have fire drills here. I suggested introducing terrorist drills after the Beslan incident, no one laughed.

Margery’s henchmen or her friends with privileges?
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Oh, just fucking great. The RAW of Shakugan no Shana I downloaded turned out to be a porno or something. Now I have to hunt for a new one. The content you say? Disgusting. I’m not even sure if it’s legal or not, the characters certainly don’t look of age.

After a quick establishing shot, the camera focuses on a quilt — someone or something is moving under it. Surprise, surprise! It is a girl humping a pillow. She says something about someone she loves, it is hard to distinguish real words from moans. Grind, scream, pant.

One would think that the girl must be exhausted after such an night exercise, but apparently she is not. Not yet satisfied, she picks up her pet and… lets not go there?

Closing comments: The girl is cute. Should have ended after the pillow humping. Beastiality is not my thing.

Score: 2/5

A woman lost a fight, tries to forget it by drinking. Two guys walk into view (it is porn, we don’t have to know where they came from) thinking the woman is easy prey, bad mistake. Never before have I seen a bottle used in so many unnatural ways.

Closing comments: There is nothing less arousing than two guys… a bottle… please God, erase my memory!

Score: 1/5

Four students are having lunch on the roof. Unfortunately, neither of the boys did bring enough food to satisfy their hunger. How does one solve this? By letting the college girls offer their cherries of course. College girls? Who am I kidding?

Afterwards, the girls cry while the boys celebrate with a toast.

Closing comments: Nothing mindblowing, just your average rape scene.

Score: 3/5

Tenderness? Nausea? Anger? Sweet, a lesbian scene with PMsing girls. Wait a second, is that a real sword? Oh my God! What is she doing? Did she just… That is kinda hot. *fap fap fap*

Closing comments: Loli lesbian guro.

Score: 4/5

Tentacle couple: Gyahahaha.
Protagonist: In the name of [dead person or love] I won’t let you [insert something stupid].

Swords clash, protagonist has a brief moment of victory before a tentacle grabs her feet. Can you spell ‘RAPE TIME‘? No hole excluded, tentacles don’t discriminate.

Closing comments: The tentacle couple creeped me out, otherwise a decent scene.

Score: 3/5
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Hey, FCC! Take notes, bitches. This is how real television should be like. Snowballing siblings should be the next anime cliché. And they better keep the tongues and slurping and moaning sounds.

Oh my God, the sexual innuendoes are not right! That must be weird, hearing it from me. Am I really saying this? Maybe I’m finally growing up. Oh wait, something is growing, alright. Phew, that means I’m staying in Neverland a little bit longer.

Look, Shana uses Squall’s limit break, Blasting Zone. I don’t know why she is holding Yuuji’s hand, though. To be able to use a limit break, your HP must be below 32%. When it is, tap the switching member button like you would tap Shana’s rear until the option to use a limit break appears comes.

What is the most beautiful sound in the world? The sound of a shower. It is kind of like the sound of Santa Claus, whenever you hear it, you know something good will come. DVD version GET!
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I never thought I’d see the day snowballing made it into a clean anime series. Then again, this is Japan. Think of the sickest thing you can imagine. Japan has done it, or will in the near future. Semen swapping siblings is a nice twist to the incest theme.

Is Yuuji still using the potty? That’s kinda retarded, which means it fits Yuuji’s personality perfectly.

Yuuji’s old clothes?
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