There is enough material in this episode to write a PhD thesis. The topic could be anything from whether Kazumi has underwear beneath her bikini or not and if she does not one could try to deduct where she left the bikini to different diets and their influence on breast size. In order to keep it narrow, I will not discuss the effect different diets have on butt size.

Alcohol appears to be the best diet if you want a well endowed chest. A balanced bento seems to do wonders too. Empirical studies suggest that a diet based entirely on melon bread lack certain nutrients needed during puberty to trigger the development of secondary sexual characteristics.

One of the limitations with an observational study such as this is that it is hard to isolate the variables you want to investigate. It’s not possible to draw any general conclusion of the influence one’s genes have on one’s breast size. To further investigate the relation between nature-nurture we would have to use twins.

Another variable not taken into account is exercise. The person most active is without a doubt Shana who is also the one with the smallest breasts. Could exercise be related to small breasts?

In conclusion, fuck this. Let the circle jerk commence! *fap fap fap*

abq, PhD in Loli.

Postscript added after ejaculation:

It’s important to remember that bigger is not necessarily better. Shana might be flat like a pancake, but those who do not worship her and her cute, little butt shall forever be tormented in the flames of the Purgatory.

It is like what Jesus said, if it is old enough to pee, it is old enough for me. The wise words of the son of God has since been twisted into “if it’s old enough to bleed, it’s old enough to breed” in order to fit into the norms of today’s society.
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So… uhm… yeah. What have we learned today, children? Margery the furry was jealous of Shana the hot loli because Shana had obtained favor with the Lord.

God cursed Margery to forever walk the earth naked for succumbing to the dark side of Internet fandom. Hated by all, God gave Margery a special mark and decreed that any who killed her would suffer vengeance sevenfold. Thus zombies were created.

Panties~♥

Poor Kazumi.
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Women’s violence against men must come to an end. Naked men on stoplights, that is discrimination! Men must unite to fight this unjustice. Buy a stupid ribbon to show your support.

Great, just what the world needs, another abusive woman. Why can’t women handle alcohol? Passed out women need to be taught a thing or two so they learn to stay away from the bottle. It’s a shame you risk jail time for rape by doing so.

Titties! Wait a second, the skirt falls down and then there is nothing more? Is Shana walking around without panties? Lets not forget hat she likes it rough and enjoys having liquid squirted on her face? I like this girl.
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In the land of Mordor, in the fires of Mount Doom, the Dark Lord Friagne forged in secret a master ring, to control all others.

A last alliance of a hot loli and a wimp marched against the armies of Mordor, and on a random roof top they fought for the freedom of Middle-earth. Victory was near. But the power of the Ring could not be undone. It was in this moment, when all hope had faded, that Shana, the hot loli, took up her father’s sword.

Friagne, the enemy of the midget-dolls of Middle-earth, was defeated. The Ring passed to Shana, who had this one chance to destroy evil forever. But the hearts of hot lolis are easily corrupted. And the Ring of Power has a will of its own.

Poor Kazumi.

I believe someone pissed off the wrong Saiyan.

Sadako?

Six bullets… more than enough to kill anything that moves. Now I’ll show you why they call me… “Doll Fucker“. Draw!

Meronpan… pan… panties.
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*takes a deep breath*

OH MY GOD KAZUMI IS SUPER HOT SEX ON A TERIYAKI STICK CUTE. FUCK HIRAI, FUCK MARGERY, FUCK CREEPY LOLI DOLL. THEY ARE ALL WEAKSAUCE COMPARED TO KAZUMI.

GIVE HER A SWORD AND SHE MIGHT EVEN BE ABLE TO OWN THE ALMIGHTY SHANA!!!!!!!!!!

*fixes tie*

I’m concerned for Yuuji. His lack of interest for vagina and fascination for old men’s penises is disturbing. Disturbing like y*j*naka.com. I’m warning you, do not atempt to fill in the asterisks. That site is not safe for work, it’s not safe for anyone… except maybe Yuuji.

Ayako Kawasumi♥
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