To make up for being so late, I decided that I would write an episode summary like so many others do. I don’t remember very much of the episode, but I’ll do my best.

Episode Summary:
Stripping.
Panties.
Panties.
Naked back.
Panties.
Tits and panties.
Tits.
Big ass titties.
Gym shorts.
Shoelicking.
Slice and dice.
In conclusion: *fap fap fap*

As if Yuuji wasn’t erect enough in the morning to begin with. One thing he should think about is that after date rapes, always kick out the girl or else it will be embarrassing in the morning. Sometimes so embarrasing it almost hurts.

OH NOES! A bear! Swords are not effective against bears. Someone give Shana a rifle, only lolis armed with rifles can bring a bear down. Kill it! Kill it or it will eat us all! A bear’s sole purpose in life is to eat as many babies as possible.

*ninja edit*
Margery reminds me of a certain character from Tsukuyomi. I hope she is as suggestive as Erofriede is. Shana and Margery in the bathtub, please make it happen.
*ninja edit*
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My attention span gets shorter and shorter for every day. That’s why i’m happy we got to see some sparkles, explosions and pure hotness with sugar on top this time.

Look, my favourite teacher and role model from another series.

Do not underestimate the power of chicks with swords. Even Hitler fears Shana.

y halo thar. Buttsecks?
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How to improve this episode:

• Less talk.
• More action.
• Titties.

Yawn.
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Unlike Solid Snake, I’m a big fan of blades. I’m also a big fan of young girls. So Shakugan no Shana kind of wins instantly. I mean, if there is something in the world that is hotter than a katana-wielding loli, I’d like to see it. Naked katana-wielding loli is cheating.

Is it it wrong to have creepy chibi-loli-love-dolls?

I wish I could shoot fireballs from my stomach.
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