In the event of a nuclear war, I was sure that the living would envy the dead. But thought of living in a post-apocalyptic world isn’t that bad when you take a closer look at the people with whom you have to repopulate the world. Otoha is definitely ready for some repop action and I wouldn’t mind being the one plugging her. She is legal in most countries and those who claim otherwise must be either communists or penguins. Why do penguins hate freedom?

“You want to do what? But I poop from there!”

Tee-hee, tits. Just the right size I might add. Actually, all sizes are the right size. Even the gravity-defying ones. After all, in the Genesis creation story God created boobs and he saw that they were good. Therefore all boobs have to be good boobs except for the unnaturally huge, human-enhanced ones. I’m all for touching up manufacturing defects, but for the love of God, do not attempt to create something God did not intend to exist!

“I am your father.”

Since I don’t have an academic degree in engineering, could someone be so kind as to explain one thing to me? How does the tail thingy on the motion slits work? You see, the tail is already plugged into the machine when then Otoha plugs it back in her motion slit which doesn’t make any sense since the tail was on the motion slit from the start. My theory is that she removes the tail from its holder and plugs it somewhere else, for instance where the sun doesn’t shine, in order to create a physical link between herself and the mecha.

Girls slumber party! Oh boy, I can’t wait ’til they start lezzing out.

Conventional weapons don’t work on that. You have to flip over the giant crab and hit its weak spot for massive damage. If all else fails, use fire.

Why must she tease me?
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