I love women who know their place in society.

I don’t think the animators thought this one through.

They do, however, redeem themselves with this money shot of Iroha. I wouldn’t mind letting her and Momoko have some of my ice cream. Yes Momoko, ice cream goes there.

I’ve never seen a girl so happy after having been sexually harassed. Smooth Koushi, smooth.

Tongue please.
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The creepy brother guy seems to enjoy being on the receiving side and also getting donkey punched.

We finally get to know the contents of the briefcase in Pulp Fiction and also the reason why Tarantino couldn’t show it onscreen. It’s hard to get away with filming and distributing movies with naked lolis unless the loli’s name is Brooke Shields. In any case, I totally agree with Tim Roth’s character in Pulp Fiction; it is beautiful.

The worst time ever to be asleep since Momoko isn’t wearing any panties!

Momoko is so cute when she prepares to take the load in her mouth. She looks like the kind who is used to swallow a lot.

Man invented bats with spousal abuse in mind.

As much as I love Iroha’s panties, I much prefer her without them. I wish I could rest my head on her round, little, soft cheeks. Those perky tennis balls aren’t bad either.

Do female nipples attract foam?

It takes serious skills to be able to get some even when you’re asleep.
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How do you like your lolis served? I like them fresh and wet with a slight hint of salt.

Koushi comparing his and Momoko’s relationship to that of master and dog makes him more chauvinistic than I am. And I would never hurt a girl, at least not with blunt force trauma. Chloroform works just as well, if not better, when you want to render a girl unconscious.

Sex does not corrupt the mind of our children, it makes them happy. Look how happy the children are.

Who is holding whose hand? I think Koushi wants to do it, but his law books says it is against the law.

Do penguins have two faces?

Rape time.

This is the weirdest food chain I’ve ever seen. Man eats loli, that is perfectly logical, but do penguins really eat men?
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God created lolis braless and pantyless and unless you want to incite the wrath of God that is the way they should stay. Especially in PE classes. Fascist sports bras should be burned. You can’t trap what wants to be free.

I can understand why Momoko’s father looks so happy. What a view! How did Wordsworth put it now again?

A poet pervert could not but be gay
In such a jocund company:
I gazed-and gazed fapped-but little thought
What wealth the show to me had brought:

For oft when on my couch I lie
In vacant or in pensive mood,
They flash upon that inward eye
Which is the bliss of solitude,

It all makes sense now! Wordsworth wasn’t writing about daffodils, he was thinking about the time he looked up his sister’s dress. And whenever he was alone and feeling down, he thought about his sister while touching himself in order to achieve the bliss of solitude. Oh Wordsworth, you sneaky pervert.

I hear eating panties is good for your health but the police never listens to me.

C’mon Koushi, give the girl a protein shot already. She looks like a swallower.

Stuff on lolis is almost as great as stuff in lolis.

How come I never get away with staring at people’s crotches? I like buruma too! When I die I want to be reborn as a pair of buruma. Sweet, sweet buruma.
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Young girl tries to get laid; now that is a premise I approve of.

After the first episode, I must question generic male protagonist’s Koushi’s sexuality. When a girl spreads her legs you have the option to either put it in, put it in or put it in. You’d think he prefers stuffing things up his bumhole, right? But when he has a raging boner he doesn’t mind getting a blowjob from Momoko.

I’ve come to the conclusion that Koushi is a clever young man. As much as he likes getting off, he doesn’t want to pay child support and have spoiled brats over during weekends. He should learn how to do an Onan and spill the seed on the ground instead; the best of two worlds.

It’s quite clear what Momoko likes. She looks hungry for some snake.

Loli in a trash bin.

The lack of respect for Phoenix Wright disgusts me. Prosecutors don’t wear blue!

OMG! Double Mikuru Beam!
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