Dr Light is hawt!

Look how determined Mikuru looks. She really puts all her effort into making tea. I wonder if she put any special ingredients in it. It does have a suspicious color after all. It might explain why Kyon is so happy.

Revenge of the Nerds V: Rape Rape Highschool.

That is right, Haruhi. Turning SOS-dan into a brothel is definitely a step in the right direction. Baby Jesus approves. Fuck the haters.

Happy thoughts, Kyon, think happy thoughts.

Japan is Wii-land.

I knew it! Japanese people cheat in games, that is how they play with seemingly god-like reflexes.
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Haruhi: I have Mikuru pr0n lolz
Kyon: ZOMG torrent plz!!1

Kyon is such an asshole. How dare he pretend to delete all Mikuru pictures and then keep them for himself? Haruhi is not amused. I would look like this too if I somehow lost my Mikuru porn collection.

Lolis don’t get mad; they get stabby.

This looks awfully familiar. It’s like the human instrumentality project all over again. Kyon is supposed to strangle Yuki, though.

Oh my god! Big Mikuru is a pedophile! There is no other possible explantion to this kind of behaviour. Parents might want to lock their kids up so they’re safe. Scientists still don’t know what effect a prolonged exposure to Mikuru’s milk bladders might have.
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What is Haruhi’s secret? I want to know how to molest and make amateur porn with kidnapped girls without getting caught.

Kyon has to be gay. C’mon, surrounded by sweet, slender loli legs without taking even a single glance. I guess he could be thinking about Mikuru’s massive milk jugs. If that is the case, he is excused.

What is the deal with the Evangelion-esque silence in this episode?

I’m glad I’ve never played any card games that require anything but a normal deck. I had a couple of friends who played Magic the Whatever-ing, they are all smelly LARPing bums today. Someone please explain to me why LARPers have such horrible body odors. Is it the black clothes? Yeah, it must be the black clothes.
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Haruhi Suzumiya: Ace Attorney - Turnabout Island

And here I thought Haruhi couldn’t possibly get any more awesome than it already was. I was wrong. All series should pay homage to Phoenix Wright, coolest defense attorney ever (even when he is wearing a pink hooded sweatshirt). As a matter of fact, Phoenix Wright should have its own anime series. I’m not quite sure how well it would translate into a TV-series. Even though it’s basically a visual novel with little to none interaction, drawn out courtroom scenes might not work on TV

In case you don’t know what I’m talking about (shame on you):

• Haruhi’s impression of Phoenix Wright.
• Itsuki’s impression of Edgeworth.

“Please miss Suzumiya, do not use the dead for your own pleasure.”

I hate Kyon. It’s bad enough that he has felt the pressure of Mikuru’s ballistics against his body, he has now had the pleasure of having Haruhi’s bombs dropped on him, literally.

If you show a shower, you have to follow-up with a gratuitous shot of a naked girl. That is Anime 101! I’m not interested in naked men.

Incest is the best family fest.

This view makes me want to crawl up into Haruhi’s birth canal.
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