It never ends, the Japanese can’t stop bashing the Xbox 360. I think that the swirly-swirl logo looks fine.

Uploading naked images of Mikuru? Nah, too few hits for that. Homemade porn with Mikuru would generate more than a million hits in less than a month from word of mouth.

Who are the girls on the poster? Reminds me of the live action Maria-sama ga Miteru porn flick I once saw.

Why is Kyon such a lucky bastard? Not only does he experience the sensation of having Mikuru’s funbags pressed against his arm, other more sensitive areas also get to join the fun.
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Oh my God! Someone killed the old man! I think it was Mikuru. She reversed the bloodstream of the old man Anna Nicole Smith-style.

Objection! According to the autopsy report, the victim died of a stab to the heart. Ergo, Mikuru couldn’t have done it Anna Nicole Smith-style.

Note to self: buy new handbag. It’s been a couple of months now since the last time I kidnapped a little girl. Might as well try the loli in a bag trick.

Haruhi has nice, perky breasts. Just the right size too, 100% apple.

Life is so unfair. I want to sleep with imouto-chan, Mikuru and Mikuru’s twins too. Mmm, twins. Apparently, I’m not the only one excited. Mikuru seems to enjoy being splashed with liquid, I have an almost limitless supply that I’m sure she would like.

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Being mindfucked by a quiet, shorthaired girl feels so 1995.

Why is it that males don’t even try to fight back when Haruhi kidnaps them? Compare that to Mikuru who at least shows some signs of resistance, futile or not.

Isn’t it out of character for Kyon to take part of the gangbang? I don’t blame him. No matter how hard you try to reason rationally, sooner or later your penis will take over. How is a mere mortal supposed to resist Mikuru’s voluptuous body?

I wish that was my straw.

Mikuru accidentally bumping into Kyon must be one of the cutest anime moments ever. I can’t be the only one who wants to lick Mikuru’s toes. And when I’m done, I would come right here.

Uh-oh, Haruhi looks bored. Take cover!
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Why does it feel as if I have missed something? Koizumi guy not properly introduced? Incident in another world? Angels attacking Neo Tokyo-3? Que?

Mikuru has without a doubt become Haruhi’s bitch. I bet they have passed second base already. Can you feel it? Yes, I’m talking about the acceleration of global warming. It’s caused by the collective heat generated by millions of otaku furiously masturbating to hawt yuri butt secks.

Aww. Look, she has a glove on her head. How cute.

“One time, oniichan made me lick that thing.”

I’d like to play with Miruku’s funbags.

Panties or buruma, I couldn’t care less. My penis tells me to fap indiscriminately, and I’m in no position to object.
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With Haruhi around, it’s probably wise to bring a cyanide pill wherever you go. It’s always good to have a second way out in case you’re locked in the same room as Haruhi.

When a girl looks at you this way, it means you’re screwed. If she looks at you in this way, you might get to screw her.

I don’t get it. Kyon doesn’t want to watch Haruhi and Miruku getting it on, am i right? So he leaves the room. And what does he do then? Watch school girls in buruma. It doesn’t make any sense.

Yahoo! Rape time.

I like the way Haruhi touches her mouse.

Would you lick it?
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