Dear Dr Love,
I’m a healthy, decent looking guy but I can’t seem to get any pussy. The odds should be on my side, my friend and I happen to be the only non-generic males around. My friend does not have the same problem. He is having a hard time deciding which way to branch out. What am I doing wrong and what should I do to get laid? Please help.

Yuuji

Dear Yuuji,
You suffer from what we call Protagonist’s Friend Syndrome. In other words, you’ll die alone.

If you, against all odds, end up on a date with a real girl, try these things:

• Show her your biceps.
• Offer her breast implants.
• Pwn her at everything.

If all else fails, I hear those HMX-series robots are quite cheap.

Dr Love.

Water, man’s best friend.

Ruu~♥

SHANA, she is redeye girl and she is… By Zega.

Pull my finger: 1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 / 6 / 7 / 8 / 9
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At the Council of Elrond.

“One does not simply walk into the library.”
“I will take the Key, though I do not know the way.”
“You have my wang.”

Ruu~♥

Sorry, I cannot speak your crazy moon language. No hablo Elvish. Amin uuma quena i’lambe tel’ Eldalie.

Hot tea controversy! Call Jack Thompson, full-blown sex sequence ahead! It’s true because IGN says so.
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What a wonderful way to die. Perhaps it’s not the most honorable way to die, but I’d gladly risk dying a coward’s death just to have Tamaki and Konomi on top of me.

Cat ear hairdo♥. Tamaki’s I’m-gonna-rape-you-glare is a bit frightening though.

Magazines are so 1995. Only a moron buys his porn nowadays.

Lingerie GET! Please…

What’s the point of having a sudden gust of wind when the girl isn’t wearing a skirt? I’ll let it slip for this time, but only because lesbian sex is more than enough to make up for that blunder.
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Sex orgy on the roof already in the OP, could it possibly start any better? It’s time to get naked, girls.

I hate Takaki. Why? Because that should be me holding Konomi in my arms. Not to mention tapping Konomi’s mother, sleeping in the same bed as Konomi and of course having sex with Konomi.

The beauty of graduating middle school girl’s slender legs surpasses even the most lovely postcard image. Seeing it makes me want to do it kimishine-style and just rub it… or is it make love to it?

Speaking of legs, I can identify all ToHeart2 girls by looking at their footwear and socks. This, for example, is Karin’s legs, and these legs belong to Lucy. I should seek help :(.

Bad end.

Manaka!
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