Teaser page found in the booklet of Mushihime-sama Futari OST. Looks like Junya Inoue is the character designer. It’s only fair to have gosurori after Muchi Muchi Pork.

Chinese Community Rallies Behind Student Removed From Clements

Members of the area Chinese community have rallied behind a Clements High School senior who was removed from the campus and sent to M.R. Wood Alternative Education Center after parents complained he’d created a computer game map of Clements.

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Richard Chen, president of the Fort Bend Chinese-American Voters League and a acquaintance of the boy’s family, said he is a talented student who enjoys computer games and learned how to create maps (also sometimes known as “mods”), which provide new environments in which games may be played.

The map the boy designed mimicked Clements High School. And, sources said, it was uploaded either to the boy’s home computer or to a computer server where he and his friends could access and play on it. Two parents apparently learned from their children about the existence of the game, and complained to FBISD administrators, who investigated.

“They arrested him,” Chen said of FBISD police, “and also went to the house to search.” The Lin family consented to the search, and a hammer was found in the boy’s room, which he used to fix his bed, because it wasn’t in good shape, Chen said. He indicated police seized the hammer as a potential weapon.

“They decided he was a terroristic threat,” said one source close to the district’s investigation.

Sources said that although no charges were filed against the boy, he was removed from Clements, sent to the district’s alternate education school and won’t be allowed to participate in graduation ceremonies with classmates.

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The Asian community “faces new pressures” as a result of the shootings, William Sun told board members. “We urge the school and community not to label our Asian students as terrorists.”

“We should teach our children not to judge others harshly” and not to target people as being a threat because of their race, said Peter Woo, adding that the school district should lead the way in such efforts.

But Chen said Monday he and other community members don’t consider FBISD’s actions in the case to be racially motivated, and don’t think they blew the incident out of proportion.

“They all think the principal has to do something – but how much? We do understand with the Virginia Tech incident…something has to be done,” Chen said. “Someone just made a mistake, and we think the principal should understand that.”

Don’t tell anyone, but I once made a model of my house in The Sims. I did put quite some time into it and the final result wasn’t that shabby. I invited over my neighbors and while waiting for them to arrive I made my character play with the computer. As soon as the neighbors arrived I lured them into a room, removed the door and enclosed the room by building a fourth wall and then watched them die slowly in their own pee. Yeah, I’m just that fucking demented.

THE iDOLM@STER-Inspired Sex Toys

Preface: Not sure if these are real, but apparently these sex toys feature images inspired by characters in Xbox 360 game THE iDOLM@STER. The one on the left features a Yayoi Takatsuki knock-off, while the right one is either Ami or Mami Futami. Dunno, cause they’re twins! If you are interested in what the box says, hit the jump. The ick factor is SUPER high, so no asking what kind of sex toys these are. And apologies, mom! Brian Ashcraft

The Takatsuki box says “The soft hole of a young, pulsating girl.” There’s a heart after that. The other box says “Freshly-picked. Beautiful, young idol.” Feel that ick? Must go wash.

Who would say no to the soft hole of a young, pulsating girl?

Toys, costumes and books already bear the LazyTown name in many countries. Live tours have been franchised in Britain and Latin America. Talks are under way with Nintendo to create a video game for its Wii console, which features a motion-sensitive controller. Internet projects are also being mulled.

The bad news is now I can’t get the cake song out of my head. The good news is that LazyTown-girl turns 16 this year… or is that bad news?

It’s a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake
If the way is hazy
You gotta do the cooking by the book
You know you can’t be lazy
Never use a messy recipe
The cake will end up crazy
If you do the cooking by the book
Then you’ll have a cake
We gotta have it made
You know that I love cake
Finally it’s time to make a cake

She sure loves her cake, doesn’t she? I happen to know that cake in this case is a euphemism for something else that can be quite messy. If you do the cooking by the book as illustrated below, then you will get your precious cake.

Hey abq, post something funny about the Vtech shootings.

I don’t get it. No info about the suspect whatsoever had been released by the time this aired, yet they bring in an expert in school shootings lunatic on a crusade against video games to pull the games are evil card. What happened to journalism?

Ok, I lied. We did know something about the suspect. He was supposedly Asian and rumor had it there was trouble in paradise; the guy got all emo because some girl had dumped him. Video games didn’t turn him into a killer, his girlfriend did.

Now, what would be the most logical thing to blame this horrible incident on? Certainly not video games. Something that would make much more sense would be the Second Amendment. Some smart ass probably thanks that gun control laws won’t stop criminals from getting firearms because criminals don’t go through legal channels anyway. True enough. It would, however, prevent morons and retards from going on an emo killing spree with a DAO-12’s and instead we would be able to laugh and point at them. But American lifestyle is not negotiable.

So we can’t blame lax gun control laws because it’s such as sensitive subject. From the information available at the time, that only leaves us one logical thing to blame — women. His girlfriend hurt his feelings, not video games, and therefore the most logical thing to call out for would be the banning of women. Women should be reduced to cum dumpsters; the way God intended them to be used.

Women are the source of evil. Even the old Greeks knew that. Ban women today!