What a great idea to shred the CDs! Do you even need them once the game is installed? I have a better solution to the problem, give the wife a liposuction and a boob job. Sometimes I wonder why no one has given me a talk show yet.

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Pope condemns violent games

If Jack Thompson was looking for a powerful ally, he just found one.

Pope Benedict XVI, the current head and spiritual leader of the Catholic Church, voiced his opinion on games today from the Vatican, saying that violent or sexually explicit games are a “perversion” and “repulsive.”

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“Any trend to produce programs and products–including animated films and video games–which in the name of entertainment exalt violence and portray antisocial behavior or the trivialization of human sexuality is a perversion, all the more repulsive when these programs are directed at children and adolescents,” the pope said.

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Pope Benedict XVI’s entire address is available in English online.

The Pope is absolutely right when it comes to this. I hate books with extreme violence as well. Did you read that book where some dude got tired of his own creation and decided to wipe them out with a great flood and start over again with a clean slate? That is repulsive. And what is the deal with that guy they flogged, pierced with a spear and put spikes through? What perverse mad man writes this shit?

It might be hard to believe, but this is probably better than porn. In fact, the indie porn industry should pick this up. Imagine how huge this would be with less clothes and less underaged girls! On a second thought, the underaged girls can stay.

To those who think the girl with glasses is hot, she is 13 years old. Most of the other girls are around 15-17 years old. Yes, this is the work of the devil. Doesn’t the guy in the suit look like Damien?

In my defense, the one I want to put it in the most (Sayaka Katou) is more or less the only one who can buy her own beer, not counting Shinya Arino (the funny looking hobo) and the Japanese Antichrist.

The ensemble performs the Hare Hare Yukai dance (Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuuutsu) in the third clip. I want to see it performed naked.

Chinese teen kills self when blind date turns ugly

BEIJING — A 17-year-old boy in northeastern China was so disappointed with the looks of a woman he met over the Internet that he hanged himself after seeing her face-to-face, state media reported Friday.

The unnamed teenager first contacted the woman — known by her chat moniker “Qunjiaofeiyang”, or “Flying Skirt” — using the popular Chinese online messaging software QQ, Xinhua news agency said.

The girl described herself as a beautiful 19-year-old and the pair chatted on the Web for weeks before arranging a December 26 rendezvous in the nearby city of Mudanjiang, in far northeastern Heilongjiang province.

The boy arrived to discover the woman far less attractive than advertised and 10 years older than him, Xinhua said.

The boy immediately returned home, lost his appetite, and four days later hanged himself from a tree.

Wow, it boggles the mind that the old belief that there are no women on the Internet might be false. Sure, ugly women but women nontheless. This day will go down in the history of the Internet; paradigm shift confirmed.

Porn Sites Start Adapting to Wii

Remember when parents were freaking out because kids were able to load pornography onto their PSPs via memory stick? The pornography industry goes where the money is, and right now the hot item is Nintendo’s Wii, which just-so-coincidentally launched a web browser just before Christmas. In the meantime, some sites have already started adapting their designs to fit the slightly skewed resolution.

Ars Technica was alerted by a reader that a certain website that is absolutely not safe for work and you’ll have to track down through a mysterious link elsewhere, recently made an alteration to its design when a Wii user approaches. I, um, “confirmed” this information with my own Wii, discovering a link that only appears when accessing via Wii.

Not surprising, but…you know…interesting — has this happened for the PlayStation 3 browser? Guess I better go…find out.

As if having someone walk into the room the room when you are wiggling and waggling with the wiimote wasn’t embarassing enough, imagine your parents walking in while you are playing with your Wii.

I wonder how long time it will take before some mainstream news outlet reports about porn materializing out of thing air on the Wii.

Follow the Ars Technica link to find out the porn site in question. You need to use a Wii to see the Wii-friendly version.