Chat with God.

To make things worse, today is the most depressing day of the year according to some Cliff Arnall guy at the University of Cardiff. Thank God there will be a new day in 10 minutes. That doesn’t mean you can’t or shouldn’t send me loli porn though.

• News story
• MySpace
• YTMND

He killed himself over a girl “and other things”

*sigh*

This is sad. No, I’m not talking about the death of that emokid. Go through the comments on his MySpace. At first glance you could think that this Josh character was Jesus or something. But take a closer look.

Joshy, I miss you so much, My heart always aches. I wish I could’ve, Taken your place. […] Now I sit here, Crying because of fate. Tear after tear. Why did it have to be this way? I would do anything, Just to tell you, I didn’t want you to go. I loved you, More than you could ever know. My heart always aches, Because you, Had to go.

Seldom have I seen such egocentric self-pitying. Disgusting. Not even preschool kids whose thinking according to Piaget is characterized by egocentrism are like this. It’s almost as if they get off on this shit. The MySpace of a dead emofag is to the emo community what a thread with a picture of a hot chick is to sane persons.

love,
jersey

see ya there in like 20 years

Come again? Is that a call for help, a suicide note or simply pathetic? Why do these morons even leave him comments? Heaven has Internet access now? Why would anyone in heaven need that? In heaven, you can get all the porn in the world by thinking on it. No need for the Internet.

I’m sorry if I’ve offended an emofag. I’m truly sorry, I really mean it from the deepest depths of my heart. My love (and sorrow)… screw this. You gonna die alone! Happy now, emofag?
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Leave our children alone, emo.