I like the way they’re thinking, but wouldn’t it be so awesome if they could squeeze in a couple yakuza and perhaps also a drill bra?

The blonde to the left is kinda hot in that my gal pals and I are going to cut off your balls sort of way. I think I’d be willing to sacrifice my left testicle to slap her silly. It would so be worth it.

Watch the trailer.

High school girl, ninja, yakuza… a fucking drill bra! Instant win. How could it possibly fail?

…enlarger.

I saw stalker girl again some days ago. Eager to show her what I had, I reached down my pants to grab what has to be God’s finest creation so far; an iPhone. She said that it wasn’t the biggest phone she had seen but by far the nicest.

Paying for yesterday’s technology at tomorrow’s prices is something I can live with when you have sturdy and flashy GUIs and elegant designs. If nothing else, Apple products are great chick magnets.

To be honest, having Steve Jobs’ manhod rammed up your ass isn’t as bad as it might sound. It’s actually quite a nice feeling. Watching the Leopard countdown on Apple’s website is almost better than porn.

‘Death Note’ comic cited in notes found with severed body in Belgium

BRUSSELS, Oct. 3 (AP) - (Kyodo)—Notes referring to the name of a serial killer in the popular Japanese comic “Death Note” were found near human body parts in southern Brussels last week, according to a recent local newspaper report.

Two notes reading “Watashi wa Kira desu,” a Japanese phrase meaning “I am Kira,” were left at the scene, according to an article published Monday by Belgium’s La Derniere Heure.

In the comic, the main character tries to rid the world of evil by typing the names of criminals on a Death Note, which has the power to kill them. The unidentified serial killer is known as Kira.

According to the article, a man walking in a Brussels park last Friday afternoon found thighs and a lower abdomen. The body parts are believed to belong to a Caucasian man who has yet to be identified.

The newspaper reported that local police have launched a murder investigation and that they consider it unlikely that the notes were left there coincidentally.

Translated versions of “Death Note” are available in Belgium, where the comic is popular among young people.

Taking viral marketing up a notch.