What do Japanese men do when they can’t have sex with REAL women? They invent an air sex contest to see who can have the most convincing sex with an invisible woman.

The Japanese have way too much spare time…

…for dying on the cross to give us mortals an extended weekend. It’s a well needed break.

Assignments handed in, exams done, course finished — I can finally slack off again. Sure, when one course ends another one starts but that is another story. Deadlines and exam dates are so far away at the beginning of a new course which means that I have time to go through my growing porn backlog. It’s a tough thing to do, you can only jack off so many times a day.

Since this is a Jesus post and all I guess I could tell you about the Jehovah’s Witnesses dude who knocked on my door a few days ago. As polite as I am I invited him in and he started babbling about the stuff he is supposed to babble about.

After his rant he asked me about my opinion on what he just had told me. Keeping a straight face I told him that I thought Islam was the best religion. The guy got so agitated and angry I thought he would have a heart attack. Seriously, I’ve never ever seen someone so angry before. Religion is serious business.

A few wars and some crazy extremists aside, when all is said and done, religion isn’t all that bad after all. Without it we wouldn’t have lesbian schoolgirls.

That Fred Phelps dude is a scary son of a bitch. It pains me to see people indoctrinated since their births in this bullshit. It’s not as easy to leave as an adult as you might think it is. I’m sure they go through periods where they feel like they have been robbed of their childhood, but leaving the church essentially means leaving the only secure environment you know of and not to mention your entire family. Sucks to be them I guess.

I kinda like that 21-year-old. She knows how to tell people that they will go to hell in a surprisingly cute way. She might not be that much of a looker but the cute go to hell part makes me want to worship her rectum.

To be honest, if only members of the Westboro Baptist Church go to heaven I’d rather go to hell. Actually, I’d rather go to hell — period. Think about all the interesting people that have to be there. Like that fucking hobbit Merry. I can’t wait to punch that fucker in the face.

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I’m creating awareness.

Japan plans sanctions against North Korea over missile launches
North Korea vows more missile tests:

Japan was discussing “all sanctions possible” against North Korea in response to Pyongyang’s series of missile launches, including the long-range Taepodong 2, that all landed in the Sea of Japan.

The government said North Korea fired six missiles early Wednesday that landed near Russian territory, several hundreds of kilometers from the Japanese coast.

The short flights indicate that the test of the Taepodong 2, believed capable of hitting the U.S. mainland, was a failure.

I think it’s time for Koizumi to abolish Article 9 and deploy those Mobile Suits and Metal Gears that they have secretly developed and manufactured in hidden underground factories. How do I know? Colin Powell showed me computer generated pictures — hard proof.