That Fred Phelps dude is a scary son of a bitch. It pains me to see people indoctrinated since their births in this bullshit. It’s not as easy to leave as an adult as you might think it is. I’m sure they go through periods where they feel like they have been robbed of their childhood, but leaving the church essentially means leaving the only secure environment you know of and not to mention your entire family. Sucks to be them I guess.

I kinda like that 21-year-old. She knows how to tell people that they will go to hell in a surprisingly cute way. She might not be that much of a looker but the cute go to hell part makes me want to worship her rectum.

To be honest, if only members of the Westboro Baptist Church go to heaven I’d rather go to hell. Actually, I’d rather go to hell — period. Think about all the interesting people that have to be there. Like that fucking hobbit Merry. I can’t wait to punch that fucker in the face.

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I’m creating awareness.

Japan plans sanctions against North Korea over missile launches
North Korea vows more missile tests:

Japan was discussing “all sanctions possible” against North Korea in response to Pyongyang’s series of missile launches, including the long-range Taepodong 2, that all landed in the Sea of Japan.

The government said North Korea fired six missiles early Wednesday that landed near Russian territory, several hundreds of kilometers from the Japanese coast.

The short flights indicate that the test of the Taepodong 2, believed capable of hitting the U.S. mainland, was a failure.

I think it’s time for Koizumi to abolish Article 9 and deploy those Mobile Suits and Metal Gears that they have secretly developed and manufactured in hidden underground factories. How do I know? Colin Powell showed me computer generated pictures — hard proof.

I like women’s figure skating.

I hate the Olympics. I’ve had thoughts about intercepting and stealing the torch several times because if I don’t suppress my intellect with a daily dose of shitty TV shows, God knows what I might do.

Sweden is doing great in ice hockey, but I couldn’t care less. The women got the gold in curling today, I don’t even consider curling a sport. Anja Pärson did something and had I read the headlines today, I would have known what, but I - don’t - care. I don’t know theses people, they aren’t competing for me. We just happen to be from the same country, national pride can go to hell. The only thing I can watch without falling asleep is women’s figure skating.

My attention span is worthless, that is why figure skating fits me perfectly. Tits and ass really can do wonders with about almost everything, attention spans included. Sure, all the jumps look the same, but randomly screaming “beautiful triple axel double lutz double toe loop combination” or something similar never gets old.

Congratulations, Shizuka Arakawa.

Chat with God.

To make things worse, today is the most depressing day of the year according to some Cliff Arnall guy at the University of Cardiff. Thank God there will be a new day in 10 minutes. That doesn’t mean you can’t or shouldn’t send me loli porn though.