Do you like video games? Do you often find yourself wanking off to cartoon porn? Have you ever gotten caught for kidnapping women and forcing them to wear maid costumes?

If you answered yes to most of these questions, chances are you are an otaku with no sense of fashion. But fret not, my fellow otaku, Datsu Otaku Fasshon Gaido (The Escape from Otaku Fashion Guide) is here to help you!

If all else fails, ask Anonymous for advice. Worked for the Train Man.

Read more at Digital World Tokyo.
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I know I’m late to the party:

In March we reported that an Edmonton area man had been arrested for importing manga containing pornographic depictions of minors.

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18-month conditional sentence, along with 100 hours of community service and fined $150.He must also under go counseling, is barred from using the Internet for 18-months, must provide a DNA sample and will be placed on the Canadian sex-offender registry for 5-years.

Wow, 18 months without Internet access. Those cunning Canadians sure know how to hand out capital punishment in disguise. No man is able to hold out that long without going insane and inevitably taking his own life.
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Worth risking 100 hours of community service for?

Maximum allowed serious love interests: 1. Or else I’ll never be satisfied no matter how it ends. Pulling a Hamlet might be an interesting alternative, although cheap and very unlikely to happen.

Does anyone know where I can find a time machine cheap? I need one badly, must travel to July. The one I bought on ebay, allegedly built by some H. G. Wells, didn’t come with instructions.

The Ichigo Mashimaro Prologue DVD together with the last Chara-CD are released tomorrow. Until they arrive, physically or digitally, the recently released fourth volume of the manga will have to do.

Adorable. Panties.

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What, if any, manga is it in the bottom left corner of this picture?

About fucking time we get to see Schierke naked. Thanks Miura, thanks. Next stop, full frontal nudity.