Hef Wants Miley Cyrus for Playboy

Hugh Hefner wants Miley Cyrus to pose for Playboy.

TV Guide reports that the magazine magnate told Extra Cyrus would be perfect for a pictorial — once she’s of legal age, of course.

I’m looking forward to the next harvest. Hopefully, we’ll get Grade A va-jay-jay this time and not the K-Fedded one Britney showed us.

UNICEF says Japan failing to control child porn

Japan’s government is inching towards a ban on the possession of obscene images of children, which would bring it into line with most other industrialised countries.

But the Japan branch of the United Nations Children’s Fund (UNICEF) urged Tokyo to beef up its laws by banning child pornography in manga comics, animated films and computer games as well as individual possession.

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A previous campaign prompted laws, enacted in 1999 and 2004, that banned child prostitution and the production and sale of obscene images of children under 18, but simple possession of such material remains legal.

You could always fap to aliens, androids or thousand-year-olds who happen to look like twelve. All you need is a little nifty backstory and you can masturbate to your heart’s content. You could even pull the classic “she is eighteen” routine.

Teenage Pregnancy Implementation Manager

Employer: MANCHESTER CITY COUNCIL
Posted: 19 Feb 2008
Reference: NB50418967/11
Location: Greater Manchester
Industry: Government - Local government
Contract: Contract
Hours: Full Time
Salary: £29,728 to £33,291

Sounds like something I’d like to try in the future.

Lolita love affair scandalises Italy

A 34-year-old Italian man who had sex with a 13-year-old girl has had his sentence cut by a two-thirds because a court decided there was “real love” between the pair.

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His lawyers argued, however, that there was a “deep tenderness” between him and the girl and that he had “fallen head over heels in love” after a sexual encounter in his car. They said the girl had consented to every action.

The court in Vicenza accepted their opinion and sentenced de Pascale to only one year and four months in jail out of a possible 12-year term.

Because of a general amnesty for anyone who receives a sentence of less than three years, de Pascale is unlikely to serve any prison time for his Lolita-esque romance.

Only Phoenix Wright could pull off something like this.

Cute movie.

Ellen Page kind of reprises her role as the cute, creepy, pedo hunter girl from Hard Candy, only without the creepy, pedo hunter part. Juno kinda gives off a Napoleon Dynamite vibe. However, unlike Napoleon Dynamaite, Juno has a coherent story and is actually funny.

The smarmy, snappy, over the top dialogue didn’t really bother me. Even though two out three seasons of Veronica Mars are less than spectacular, I still like Veronica Mars and Juno is a lot like Veronica Mars when it comes to witty and sharp dialogue.

I didn’t even mind the name dropping for indie cred. That’s somewhat believable, perhaps even expected from rebellious indie-grunge kids. At least it’s not as cringe-worthy as Garden State.

Do yourself a favor, take a break from masturbating and watch Juno.